carl winslow

LARGE FONT AND RANDOM WORDS LIKE PANCAKES AND SNAILS WITH CANDYCANES AND SUCH.

FTW

why thank you my good sir.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&l=uk&code=623baade2526377f0be6bfb1dd028271

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/9078/1164947634853sev9.jpg Also, a 35 year old man talking to teens using "internet slang" is really fucking creepy and sad. If I heard my dad say "lol you should listen to led zeppelin because they pwn hard, led zep FTW" I would kill him.

lol, you try so hard it's pathetic.

pics plz

Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And Id like to take a minute just sit right there Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air In west philadelfia born and raised On the playground where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said you're moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air I whistled for a cab and when it came near the Licenseplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought naw forget it, yo home to bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby yo, homes smell you later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

Go back to africa ****** we don't want your jerry curl here.

If you had a 90,000 dollar security system you could just filter through the jokes.

LIEK JO0 CNA INLARJE TEH SCREEEM.

Black history.

epileptic skydiving championships sponsered by virtual boy, I would watch.

Fa sho.

LIEK CAN EYE ADDD JO0? LOLLOLOLO

Fake.

k, so get this. I go to a party with a few new people I met (just moved) and at first, the party was pretty jumpin, hot girls, gnarls barkley playing etc. Well after about an hour or so I start to feel like I'm gonna puke all over the place. I can hold liquor well, so i'm assuming it was the taco bell earlier. I'm walking through the crowd trying to make it outside so I don't hurl on the random girl's rug, and I notice the backdoor is open so I make my way outside. My eyes were starting to water so I just went towards what I though was a bush. I fucking puke 10 pounds of myself on the fucking ground, I was there for about 3 mins straight. After I get done, I wipe my face and look down, GUESS FUCKING WHAT? Some random emo guy laying there, basically camo'ed because of all black he was wearing and it was dark. Evidently he was passed out, because he didn't get up, nor did he say anything.Half of my puke hit the ground, half on his fucking chest. So i'm looking around to see if anyone saw anything, and I just go back inside, stay another hour or so for the countdown, and leave.Interesting night.

Of course.

My dick wants to laugh.

that was great.

This is why I prefer ipods.

k

I've seen your pictures, im content with myself thx.

This may be true, but at least we don't crash planes into buildings,OSAMA YO MAMA

It feels so good.