carl winslow

Who the fuck cares, if a black comedian talks about white people all day and calls people crackers, then nothing happens. Who cares.

It's a keyboard. WHO CARES?

myg0t2.com

I FUCKING HATE YOU.

Seriously man, learn boxing. Most fights you watch on the streets are a joke. They get mad, but they punch like a ***. I've been in boxing for about 5 years and I've gotten in about 5-6 street fights and I have won them all. BTW, I'm watching barney right now.

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Man you totally raged her, being as how every picture was take by HER. Liar liar pants on fire, fuck my duck with a telephone wire.

How bout this, go upstairs, open your window, jump out. That's fun 2 k?

I am going to do a favor for DRPHIL and go ahead and tell everyone his worst story for him. One time, I was drinking a glass of wine and watching the price is right when I thought to myself "you know, I bet if I joined a forum I could probably talk to the kids I have so many fantasies of". So there you have it, I was on a mission, a mission to join a forum and eventually pedo my way to the top. "But how?" I asked, there are so many to choose from and I don't know who to pick. I lingered on this question for a good 6 months, coming home from the local target where I worked (got a 75 cent pay raise, bout time I've been there 8 years) I hopped on my computer. After 2 hours or so on the teenage chat on yahoo, I decided to play some cs. I joined a server and right away I was getting cheated by a member of myg0t. "myg0t, that's it!" I thought, so I went to the website and signed up, however I felt out of place. I have been trolling on the net for years, but I have never encountered such internet lingo before. I cannot join this site unprepared, so I started learning all the lingo I could. Before long I was signing all my posts (at other forums of course) "kthxbai2u". "I'm ready" I said, "this is my destiny". I posted on myg0t forums and within a few days I had over 20 posts! I was in the zone, posting with people half my age and enjoying every minute of it. Untill, one day when I was riding my horse back from work (I live in the middle of hick nowhere) I came home to discover a nightmare. Someone has broken into my house. They took my dildos, my chickens, my sand collection, my tobey keith album, and last but not least, they took my stereo. "The horror" I though, my life is over, there is no way I was going to be able to fix me. Then it hit me like a 9 year old teabag to my face, I've been saving up my money for 15 years now to put stock in armadillo willy's. I will use that money to buy a 30,000 security system. That's the story of drphil.

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See, here is one of the questions that have been around for quite some time now, let me be the first to answer it. Obama actually looks like a good candidate, like edwards, but if you expect me to vote for a fucking bitch with a vagina that needs tampons and watches dancing with the stars then FUCK YOU. Our country is a symbol of POWER, if we have some bitch running it we might as well put on some panties and subscribe to shape magazine. "Let's give them a hug, instead of war", "they want to launch nukes, let's bake them a pie". Fuck this.

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In extreme situations like this, is it vital that you take counter measures. Thankfully I can walk you through this. You will need. Drugs (perferably ecstacy/coke/etc) Some extra money(like 20 bucks) rubber gloves black sheet.(any blanket will do really, as long as it's not white) Extra condom. Patience. First things first, put the gloves on and put the bitch in the closet. Cover her with the blanket and try and make sure noone goes into the room. This is the hardest part, you need to score some drugs, at the very least a bottle of excedrin pm. Now,at every party/get together there is always one douchebag guy who gets completely drunk and passes out. You need to find one of these guys. Wait around your place untill everyone leaves and search out your victim. Pick up the guy and take him into the room where the girl is and place him on top of her. Take the pillow case and place it in the floor next to him (remember to wipe his hands all over the case, we want his fingerprints) next take out the drugs and place just ONE pill in the girls pocket (have him touch it first) then put the rest in his back pocket. Now stash the extra cash in his other pocket (trust me, this may sound unnessesary but it works). Now the dirty stuff, place the condom on his dick, if it won't fit because he's hung like a rabbit go ahead and just lay it inside his pants. Place one of his hands on the back of her head to get blood on it and go ahead and leave.

THIS JUST PROVES YOU LOVE myg0t SO MUCH THAT YOU WOULD SEARCH FOR THEM ON YOUTUBE. WHY DON'T YOU JUST SUCK ALL OF THEIR DICKS K?

WHAT YOU WILL NEED. 2 pairs of socks. 4 rolls of quarters. some bubble wrap. Pillow case. Glasses. Tape. Ok first, you will need 4 rolls of quarters, go to teh bank or liquor store and get about 20 bucks worth (don't worry, you won't spend the quarters on this bitch so man up and fork it over) Second, pour out the quarters in one sock, and tape it so the quarters won't go anywhere. Next, place that sock inside of another, then another, then another. Then, tape some bubblewrap around the sock evenly so it make a ball shape. Place the weighted ball inside of the pillow case and set it aside. All of this padding is necessary so it doesn't leave a mark, and since it's inside a pillow case noone will be the wiser. Go ahead and lean her into a room with the glasses in your pocket, when she's not looking drop you're glasses in front of her, ask for her to please pick them up. When she turns aroud pick up the pillow case. NOW, I have found the one hand technique is the best to get the proper speed needed for a successful knock out. Once she's out, make sure by slapping her face a few times, then go to work =) Just for fun, place a beer bottle in her ass so when she wakes up she will really think she was fucked up. GOOD DAY.

The movie was ok, but the whole pamela anderson thing ruined the movie for me. If it was just him going to america it would of been great, but they threw in a random idea and the movie got stupid. Also I went and seen it with my friend who is romanian and they speak romanian 95% of the time when they are supposed to be speaking "kazi", made it fake for me.

FAKE.

I like to copy sayings from maddox.

THIS THREAD DELIVERS.