carl winslow

Aww thanks, I like to keep it short, especially during the summer.

I was just about to care, darn.

You see the thing is this. k.

Try dipping your weed in freshly made jello jigglers. dat shit fuck jo0 up son!!!!1

Let's see, ive tried..... Spaghettios weight watchers t'v dinners Salad bananas special k cereal (big bowls chilidogs garlic bread Sorry, just realized this is about drugs.

" you won?"

TOOL IS PLAYING THERE. /end of concert bashing.

+3 internet points for grammar.

Yea, parental consent = not 21

Try Pole, that's always good.

You don't have to be 21.

This was staged. Saladhats, one size fits all.

See here's the thing..... k.

First of all, you're going to regret the tat of your bitch on your leg, just watch. Secondly, you thought you were gonna sound hardcore by saying tattoo shops are for pussys, but once everyone ragged on you, you changed your mind. "now that I think of it", asshat.

To bad captain anarchy is the name of a weak ass punk bands song. W/E, nuts.

You know you're a nerd when you actually know who he is.

Yea me to, I accidently jaywalked across my street and I bribed the cop and got away scott free. I mean, if I have to pay up the ass for jaywalking, I could only imagine what the consequences are for magnet mayhem. NVM YUOR LIEING K?

Jimbob is probably a 12 year old kid, that would make my fantasy complete. A 12 year old boy that already knows about gay sex, and is expressing interest. SOMEONE SLAP ME.

You can get 20% off if you trade in anything towards a xbox 360 at eb games.

WOW, here is what you do. Walk down the street untill you find a nig. Pull a 20 out of your pocket and put it in his face(trust me, a negro cannot refuse money), offer him this 20 if he goes into the store and grabs the shoes for you. The only problem is this, nigs are dumb, so find a way to simplify his robbery details. The best idea is to go into the store first, and put a sign on the shoe box that says "these ones" so he can find it easily.Sometimes ******s can't even sweep a fucking floor the correct way so this could be a challenge. If this doesn't work, you could always buy some saladhats and flip 2 steaks on your nuts, cheerio.

Hi guys!

Hello.

judging by your picture, you're lying.

Well, this pretty much confirms my theory. Good day.

I'LL SELL YOU MY PENIS, 2 GOLD.