carl winslow
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This is fucking DISGUSTING. 9 is way to old.
To bad Venom dies. I'm not kidding =)
Fact: This thread will see an increase of ***s posting facts.
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Here you go, PM ME the goods. http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/6804/1177030137857np7.gif
what's the point in any sport then, asshat?
I'm sorry but, are we 4chan? No, we aren't. We don't stage stickam rages sir, gg though.
:naughtyd: That's like saying I don't care if my daughter marries a irish man as long as he is a leprechaun. (he has gold)
When is it NOT a good day?
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it pretty much sucks, dick. k?
No. If you really want to confuse them, write something on your chest that makes no sense, and have the FBI/Police running around in circles for months trying to figure it out. "Time flies when you're buttering sheep" "Twice pinched brought upon the madness milk numbers" "steak past 2 really lost the love" etc
These are all pussy ideas, if you really want to be a MAN and kill yourself, here are some ways. (1)Get on a long flight, say to Australia or something. During the middle of the flight, run full speed into the cockpit door, push down on the stick and crash the motherfucker. 10 points if you hit a building. (2) Death by impalement. Take a plane to seattle and charter a skydiving plane once you get there. Bring a gun, and order the pilot to fly over the space needle, jump out and land on the giant spike on the top. (3) choke on whipcream. Go the the store and buy 3 cans of whipcream. Open the cans one by one and begin spraying in your mouth, during this time you should be taking giant breaths to suck the whipcream in your lungs, repeat as necessary. (4) Dynamite up the ass. Go to a construction site with a gun (preferably in the desert or something so you KNOW they have some sticks) Order the beaners who work there to grab a stick of dynamite. As an added bonus of humiliation, wear a diaper, so when you pull down your pants everyone laughs at you. Stick the dynamite in your cornhole an detonate. (5) Overdose on corn syrup. Go to the store, buy 3 bottles of corn syrup, drink. (6) Bicycle head on crash. Go on the freeway late at night, wear all black and wait inside a bush or something till you see a car coming, pedal as fast as you can and hit the car head on. I like ham and such.
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TODAY IS HOW MUCH I BOUGHT MY SODA AN CHIPS DAY 3.15 discuss