carl winslow

haha, I bet you wouldn't of done a fucking thing.

2 napkins.

NO U

You're saying that an idiot was sent to your house to fix something that an even bigger idiot (you) needed help fixing? I get it.

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You really are an idiot.

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Zoolander here, has a point. I have (I'm sure all of you have to) met at least 1000 girls who try to hard to be funny or cute, here is the deal, they are not trying they are naturally made that way. When Allah was making the universe, right after he made the ostriches he made women. Now, he basically took the same brain, cut it in half, and then put it in their heads. I have experienced women so fucking stupid that I become stupid, and find myself getting used to it. They are selfish beings, and believe that since they have a vagina they have priority over us. Yes you do, priority over the pans, and bowls, and chicken. That's it. They are here so we can fuck them and hopefully make a son. Allah wanted it this way, because he wanted us to sort of play "Russian roulette", little did he know it would backfire and women would have more women. Cruel cruel world.

You think nerds havent already been posting this for the past 3 weeks its been out? If not, then fuck you Mr. "i'm not gonna sleep naked in a hammock because im scared of dragonflys", I will tell everyone you pathetic sack of nutty shit butter.

Anyone seen this movie? If not, DON'T. This movie moves slower than stephen hawking in a snow storm. So fucking overrated it's unreal, not to mention it is in spanish so you have to listen to "taco, burrito, nachos, spaghetti" non stop. taco flavored kisses!???????????????????????

I fed my cat at 8:00 pm instead of normally feeding him at 6:00 pm, EXTREME RAGE.

OH SHITTTTTTTTTT

Thank you, for saying the exact thing I said, asshat.

I agree

Alf's midnight pedo adventure.

I LOL'D

Thanks for the story telling mother goose.

I farted.

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You can just suck my dick from the back, that will solve your problems.

This thread reeks of lies.

I laughed so hard my right nut flew out of my nutsack and straight up into my stomach.

well we haven't missed you =(

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