kraizer

Hello all, I hope you enjoy reading this Thread. Unfortunately today I must perform an Audit on this Server and all its Registered Domains and Users Therein. That means if you Post on this Forum then you must cooperate with the Mandates of this Official Audit. Please post the following requested and required information in this Thread. If privacy is a concern, you may star out (****) your responses. Please post in this format: 1. What is the User Name you are most commonly affiliated with? 2. What other User Names are you affiliated with? 3. What is your current IP address? 4. What are the last five (5) IP address you have used? List as many as possible. 5. What is your Ping? 6. When was the last time you performed a System Maintenance Scan? 7. Are you currently harboring ILLEGAL or CRIMINAL Virus or Trojan Software on your Computer? (Yes/No) 8. Do you use your Computer or Local Internets for Interstate Drug Trafficking or Pornography Transfer? (Yes/No) 9. What is the Net Worth (in dollars) of your Bandwidth by 2010 UN Compliant Standards? 10. Do you consider yourself a Cyber Terrorist or have you ever engaged in Griefing? (Yes/No) 11. (Admin Option Question) Do you feel Internets Administrator kraizer is conducting himself in a manner that keeps you safe and protected on the Internets? Depending on your answers to these questions, you may or may not be contacted for further questioning. Let me remind you that this Audit is MANDATORY. Thanks, kraizer

Hello and welcome to my Thread. I thought I might introduce my old-time friends at the Mygot Association Forums to my most recent side project. This new Software has taken up a lot of my time in the past few years and I have not been able to Administrate the Internets as thoroughly as I would have liked. You might have noticed my lack of presence on these Forums and an increased amount of ILLEGAL activities here as well. Rest assured, I am back and will PROSECUTE the CRIMINALS here fully and completely. But anyways on to my project. When traveling through the Outer Rim several years ago on a mission from the NASA, I found it very difficult to maintain a solid WiFi connection. Also, because I was traveling past Lightspeed, I was slighting entering the future and thus my Windows Firewall 9 was open to all sorts of futuristic Virus and Trojans. Obviously I was not prepared for such disaster and had to use my Computer wits to make a solution. And thus the Alpha version of SpaceTimeNet was made. I created software that allowed me to connect to the Internets at different time periods from anywhere in the galaxy. For example, right now I could tap into the Internets of 1992 and tell myself how to prevent the Great Hack of '92 or see how my future self fares in 2100. Imagine browsing the Internets of the Egyptians or the Dinosaurs! I can also use this software to access local Internets Sectors on Mars, Jupiter, Pluto, Xerxes, F4-RT, or any other WiFi enabled Planet/System. As you can imagine, the possibilities are endless, but this isn't even close to release. We are testing beta versions of it, but in the mean time I will be resuming my normal Administrative duties on our local Earth Internets for the present time period. Any questions can be directed to Me in this Thread. Thanks, kraizer

I closed your Thread due your impersonating of "Disco Llama". Impersonation is Fraud and Criminal and I do not want to see you doing such again or there will be authorities involved.

I have disabled the Mygot Searching Function from this Forum for your own safety. Too much information at your hands can lead to dangerous consequences. I hope you can see my point of view. Thanks, kraizer

I promise that no Personal Information will be collected by answering "Yes" to this poll. Please answer truthfully and have fun.

I scored 0.

That looks fake to me.

Fellow and beloved local Administrator and founding member of Myg0t was found lifeless in his home by his dear wife at approximately noontime on December 6, 2008. SourceX, Andrew Bartley Clayton's online moniker, was well known to the mygot community as well as to the Hacking/Cracking scene. He is credited with stealing the Half Life 2 source code (his friends changed his nickname from just "X" to "SourceX" for this), creating the Cracking tool Sprok-Eh, expanding myg0t internationally, and creating the popular Internet flash cartoons, "I hates you myg0ts" 1 and 2. On his departure his wife said "I don't know how I am going to tell our two sons that they won't have a dad to take them camping, to boy scout meetings, to teach them about women. And not to mention myself, I'm really sad too." A wake will be observed this Sunday at Lopez's Funeral Home. The funeral has not yet been planned due to insufficient funds. It is reported that Andrew did not have life insurance and his family will be holding a fund raising event at the wake. Please post your grievances and condolences here. :tear:

Thank you Twlyo for bringing this video to my attention, though a Private Message or Electronic Mail would have been better. I will make sure that this video is removed immediately. Anybody having watched the video is likely to be contacted for questioning, just a heads up.

Commercials should not be a problem if you install Ad-Block and No-Script. If you are confused about this, feel free to send me a private message.

This is your Official Warning for: Conduct that is unbecoming for typical Internets usage.

Currently Google Chrome is in the Beta Development Stage, and thus is only being distributed in a viral marketing technique, similar to G-Mail. Someone has to send you the program and a usable key (Registered users have 10 keys to give out) for you to be able to beta test it. Please note that the program is only available for Beta Testing (courtesy of CNN) and any other use is unlawful.

I never received your application papers for Sheriff duties, nor do the CNN databases contain records of those you have "taken down" except for Cullen M. Baker (1839-1868) and Matthew Burts (1878-1925). :thinker: Because, you have failed to follow guidelines for sheriffing, I'm afraid that I have to ask you for your badge and boots back. If they are not E-Mailed to me within Twenty-Four (24) hours action will, be taken.

Lavender, Patchouli, Elk Horn, Egyptian Musk, Clean Linens ---Note: this thread is being monitored for Trolling Activity. Thank you.---

It has come to my attention that certain ILLEGAL activities are being held in this Thread. The Laws being broken are, "Hazing and/or Teasing" and "Picture Posting without Citing Sources and/or giving Photo Credits" This thread will be closed and deleted within the next Twenty-four (23) hours, so be sure to collect any information that you may have left here. Also be aware that those who have broken these Laws will be contacted to receive their punishments. Thanks, krazier.