kraizer

Hello all, I hope you enjoy reading this Thread. Unfortunately today I must perform an Audit on this Server and all its Registered Domains and Users Therein. That means if you Post on this Forum then you must cooperate with the Mandates of this Official Audit. Please post the following requested and required information in this Thread. If privacy is a concern, you may star out (****) your responses. Please post in this format: 1. What is the User Name you are most commonly affiliated with? 2. What other User Names are you affiliated with? 3. What is your current IP address? 4. What are the last five (5) IP address you have used? List as many as possible. 5. What is your Ping? 6. When was the last time you performed a System Maintenance Scan? 7. Are you currently harboring ILLEGAL or CRIMINAL Virus or Trojan Software on your Computer? (Yes/No) 8. Do you use your Computer or Local Internets for Interstate Drug Trafficking or Pornography Transfer? (Yes/No) 9. What is the Net Worth (in dollars) of your Bandwidth by 2010 UN Compliant Standards? 10. Do you consider yourself a Cyber Terrorist or have you ever engaged in Griefing? (Yes/No) 11. (Admin Option Question) Do you feel Internets Administrator kraizer is conducting himself in a manner that keeps you safe and protected on the Internets? Depending on your answers to these questions, you may or may not be contacted for further questioning. Let me remind you that this Audit is MANDATORY. Thanks, kraizer

Hello and welcome to my Thread. I thought I might introduce my old-time friends at the Mygot Association Forums to my most recent side project. This new Software has taken up a lot of my time in the past few years and I have not been able to Administrate the Internets as thoroughly as I would have liked. You might have noticed my lack of presence on these Forums and an increased amount of ILLEGAL activities here as well. Rest assured, I am back and will PROSECUTE the CRIMINALS here fully and completely. But anyways on to my project. When traveling through the Outer Rim several years ago on a mission from the NASA, I found it very difficult to maintain a solid WiFi connection. Also, because I was traveling past Lightspeed, I was slighting entering the future and thus my Windows Firewall 9 was open to all sorts of futuristic Virus and Trojans. Obviously I was not prepared for such disaster and had to use my Computer wits to make a solution. And thus the Alpha version of SpaceTimeNet was made. I created software that allowed me to connect to the Internets at different time periods from anywhere in the galaxy. For example, right now I could tap into the Internets of 1992 and tell myself how to prevent the Great Hack of '92 or see how my future self fares in 2100. Imagine browsing the Internets of the Egyptians or the Dinosaurs! I can also use this software to access local Internets Sectors on Mars, Jupiter, Pluto, Xerxes, F4-RT, or any other WiFi enabled Planet/System. As you can imagine, the possibilities are endless, but this isn't even close to release. We are testing beta versions of it, but in the mean time I will be resuming my normal Administrative duties on our local Earth Internets for the present time period. Any questions can be directed to Me in this Thread. Thanks, kraizer

I closed your Thread due your impersonating of "Disco Llama". Impersonation is Fraud and Criminal and I do not want to see you doing such again or there will be authorities involved.

I have disabled the Mygot Searching Function from this Forum for your own safety. Too much information at your hands can lead to dangerous consequences. I hope you can see my point of view. Thanks, kraizer

I promise that no Personal Information will be collected by answering "Yes" to this poll. Please answer truthfully and have fun.

I scored 0.

That looks fake to me.

Fellow and beloved local Administrator and founding member of Myg0t was found lifeless in his home by his dear wife at approximately noontime on December 6, 2008. SourceX, Andrew Bartley Clayton's online moniker, was well known to the mygot community as well as to the Hacking/Cracking scene. He is credited with stealing the Half Life 2 source code (his friends changed his nickname from just "X" to "SourceX" for this), creating the Cracking tool Sprok-Eh, expanding myg0t internationally, and creating the popular Internet flash cartoons, "I hates you myg0ts" 1 and 2. On his departure his wife said "I don't know how I am going to tell our two sons that they won't have a dad to take them camping, to boy scout meetings, to teach them about women. And not to mention myself, I'm really sad too." A wake will be observed this Sunday at Lopez's Funeral Home. The funeral has not yet been planned due to insufficient funds. It is reported that Andrew did not have life insurance and his family will be holding a fund raising event at the wake. Please post your grievances and condolences here. :tear:

Thank you Twlyo for bringing this video to my attention, though a Private Message or Electronic Mail would have been better. I will make sure that this video is removed immediately. Anybody having watched the video is likely to be contacted for questioning, just a heads up.

Commercials should not be a problem if you install Ad-Block and No-Script. If you are confused about this, feel free to send me a private message.

This is your Official Warning for: Conduct that is unbecoming for typical Internets usage.

Currently Google Chrome is in the Beta Development Stage, and thus is only being distributed in a viral marketing technique, similar to G-Mail. Someone has to send you the program and a usable key (Registered users have 10 keys to give out) for you to be able to beta test it. Please note that the program is only available for Beta Testing (courtesy of CNN) and any other use is unlawful.

I never received your application papers for Sheriff duties, nor do the CNN databases contain records of those you have "taken down" except for Cullen M. Baker (1839-1868) and Matthew Burts (1878-1925). :thinker: Because, you have failed to follow guidelines for sheriffing, I'm afraid that I have to ask you for your badge and boots back. If they are not E-Mailed to me within Twenty-Four (24) hours action will, be taken.

Lavender, Patchouli, Elk Horn, Egyptian Musk, Clean Linens ---Note: this thread is being monitored for Trolling Activity. Thank you.---

It has come to my attention that certain ILLEGAL activities are being held in this Thread. The Laws being broken are, "Hazing and/or Teasing" and "Picture Posting without Citing Sources and/or giving Photo Credits" This thread will be closed and deleted within the next Twenty-four (23) hours, so be sure to collect any information that you may have left here. Also be aware that those who have broken these Laws will be contacted to receive their punishments. Thanks, krazier.

Please note that ONLY Windows and Macintosh computers can perform this action. Since Linux Operating Images are unable to use the Internets, this action would be impossible for them. Also, this guide should only be used and followed by someone technically competent and/or a responsible adult. By using this guide you agree that CNN, Ltd. does not resume any or all fault for damages to your Computer or the Internets as a result of this guide. Hello and welcome. Today we learn how to reformat the Internets. We all know where the Internets is, but we do not all know how the Internets is. To reformat, first you must find your Internets Protocol (IP) address. An IP address is a series of 0's and 1's called a Binary String. To locate this String, first Click on the Start button in the lower left-hand corner of the screen (the Apple logo for Macintoshes). Find the "RUN" option. If you cannot find the "RUN" option, open the "SEARCH" option and type in "RUN"; you should see some results. After you open the "RUN" interface, type in "Telnet" (For Windows 98 and earlier, please type in "MSDOS"; for Macintosh, please type in "Kernel"). At this point there should be a black box on your screen. This is Telnet. Type in "Display" to view your current Internets Information. Included here should be your IP Address; it will be in the format of XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX for IP v.4 or XX.XX.XXX.XX.XXX for IP v.5. Most people have IP v.4 installed. If you wish to view more information please type in "Status" and press enter. Be sure to exit Telnet properly by typing in "Exit". Now that we have your IP Address, the next step is to Connect to the Internets. If you have an Internets Service Provider (ISP) please disregard this, if you do not please download the latest "Internets Connection Wizard" from microsoft.com (apple.com for Macintoshes). Start-up the Wizard and you should be assigned an ISP and be able to Connect to the Internets. Now that we all have Internets, open up your Operating System's default browser, Mozilla Firefox for Windows and Konqueror for Macintosh. At this point you will be prompted for a User Name and/or Password. Enter the ones you provided durng the most recent running of the Internets Connection Wizard. You are now Connect to the Internets, good job. Now that you have access to the Internets, you should be able to reformat them. To do this, you will need to perform several searches on Search Engines. Popular and recommended Engines include: search.com and ask.com. Please do not try to use Google Search, Inc. on Windows machines as they are currently incompatible. Once you have downloaded and loaded the Search Engine of your choice, you must search for the Router that has the Reformat capability you are looking for. Routers typically begin with the IP Adress 192.168.0.xxx. If the reformat does not work for you, please visit routers.com to identify the IP Address of the router you are trying to access. To search for the router type in the Search String as "reformat" and type in the Server String as "192.168.0.*" The "*" allows for many possible search returns, up to 50; this function is complicated so I will not bother to explain it. The full search should read as, "search:reformat&server:192.168.0.*". To complete the search, press the enter key on your keyboard, or for graphical Search Engines click the "Search" button. The correct router for reformatting should appear, click on it. The rest is simple. An Interface should appear. Click on the "Reformat" tab, and then now the "Reformat" button. Congratulations! You have reformatted the Internets!

Due to the high amount of spoilers and copyrighted content in this thread, I am required by law to close it. This thread is now locked. No more posting is allowed here. Thanks, kraizer :wavey:

I enjoy Networking with Maurice, but since CNN upped me to Administrating 69% of the Internets, I haven't had, much time.

After, researching the problem I have, found that the Web Server, hosting the OMG Conversion Rate information is in the middle of a scheduled Anti-Virus Elimination Process and is running slower than usual. Please try the "Refreshing" button located somewhere on your Internets Browser Screen, and wait for the page to, load up fully. Thanks, kraizer

Fellow Forumers, I have had contact with Mr. Pimp, and he, has stated that this was the reel him. He was not on his account because he forgot his password and deleted his Internets Exporing Cookies. While search his database for his password, he needed an account to post some information so he made a User Screen Display Name to mimic his regular one. Mr. Pimp would like to apologize for any inconvenience that this has caused anyone.

Your .tiff Image File ban, has been uplifted early, due to good behavior. Keep up the good work.

You're lacking of respect for authority has cost you an extra 30 (thirty) seconds suspension on you .tiff Image File ban. You will be able to use .tiff Image Files after the original 2 (two) minute ban and the 30 (thirty) second extension have expired.

Your right. Not taking the Internets seriously is not funny at all. If you continue to act out against society you will have your .tiff Image File privlages taken away further.

Due to failure to make sense while use the Internets, you will be sentenced to a 2 (two) minutes ban on all .tiff Image Files. You will be able to view .tiff Image Files again when your ban is up. Please note that this ban DOES affect intranet and LAN viewings of .tiff Image Files.

Please use complete words or phrases when using the Internets. Thanks, kraizer