kraizer

Hello, Sea Man, I am kraizer, and I administrate, these forums. As an administrator I try to keep the general peace and peacefulness of users around here. As part of my efforts I would like to advise you that this is a NON-BLOGGING Web Forum. Any Blogging, attempted blogging, or b-logging, will result in a fine, payable in or as $2 (two United States of American Dollars). The fine can also be paid via currencies stored, in Online Multiplaying Games (OMGs). Please see this website for a list of current and up-to-date conversions of OMG curreny to American currency. Please obey you and enjoy your, stay on the Mygot Forums. Thanks, kraizer:wavey:

Excuse me, The spreading of floss rumors on the Internets is strictly prohibited. An in depth investigation of your post will be undergone, and if found false, you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law in your local Internets Regulation Zone.

It is my understanding that you are a Foreigner on an American Web Server. Please let me remind you of some simple guidelines that you should follow when visiting International Internets. -Always clearly announce what country you live in, so others may understand certain irregularities of your typing, grammar, etc. -Never share any Top-Secret Government Information of your country on Foreign Web Servers. -Keep your country of origin discreet, so as to not attract trouble. -Remember to be polite and do not say anything that might offend a foreigner. -In this day and age, try not to mention Terrorism or if you are a Terrorist. -Do not link to foreign Web Servers as they may be slow. -Try to type in the language of the country whose Web Server you are in. -Try to blend in with your surroundings. -Buying and Selling products between two Countries is not permitted on the Internets due to the latency of exchange rate information. I wish you the safest of experience in American Web Servers! :wavey: Thanks, kraizer

Rockstar Gaming Corporation Inc. and Cnn are working very closely together on this serious issue. All copies and videos are currently being deleted from the Internets and search warrants being obtained to seize Servers known to distribute the File. If you have or have had the File on your computer, it is highly suggested that you reformat immediately. Remember that you may only download video games, music, and videos that you already own. If you do not own it, you must delete within twenty-four (24) hours, or you risk being banned. Thanks, kraizer

This is a common problem that I've seen fairly too often. The quick-fix is to reformat, but you'll lose all of your Programs and Data unless you back it up. If you don't want to deal with the backup process, try defragmenting and downloading the latest version of Microsoft Malicious Software Removal Tool. Hope this works! Thanks, kraizer

Please do not be disrespectful to an Internets Administrator. This is your first Warning. You have four (4) Warnings left.

I have added the following words to the censor, for the benefit of all Forum Users. (Words are case-sensitive) Spic Hispanic Boarder-hopper Jew Jewish Muslim Terrorist Israeli Shiite Nazi KKK Racism Racist Hate Stupid

All Users voting "YES" are being investigated by the Internets Division of the Special Forces and you may or may not be detained for an undisclosed amount of time. Thanks, kraizer.

I would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Government Operations Plans and Military Intelligence Matters must remain completely confidential and not be shared on the Internets. If anyone here is seen to be posting information that might pose a threat to any country, they will be censored and taken to confinement in a neutral territory for questioning. War is not a joke and because the Internets is big, information about one country can accidentally slip into another country's Webserver. Please keep this in mind. Thanks, kraizer :wavey:

Attention, thc_stoned: you are being penalized for the following reason: Posting the same thread twice. As a result, your bandwidth limit will be decreased temporarily to three and one-half (3.5) kB/s for the next five (5) minutes. Continued disgression from the rules will lead to further bandwidth reduction. Thanks, kraizer

Administrator's Notice: This video meets and/or exceeds all On-line video standards as regulated by the International Internets Administrative Board. Good job!

Hello, you are in direct violation of the Code; Article 4, Section 28, Line 4: "No Administrator or Moderator shall, will, can, may, should, would, or have his and/or her reputation slandered or jeopardized by any User." As a result I will disable your Keyboard functionality until further notice. Thanks, kraizer. I admire you, but if you are talking about I, then you are mistaken somehow. The Internets are not for joking around and I do not take my responsibilities casually. I Administrate to my full potential only to serve the communities under my power. I am not stagnated, inflated, or "funny as fuck," but an Internets Specialist and Computer Professional trying to keep the order around here. Overall, I would like less negative responses to this thread and more positive. Thanks, kraizer :wavey:

As you may know, on our recently elected democratic Internets, sovereign Websites and Forums have the ability to create for themselves their own individual laws that cater to contextual matters on the Sovereign Server. However, they must still adhere to the suggested rules of their Local Internets Administrator. I feel that the Mygots Association Server and Forums has become rather unruly and so I am here to create these rules for the specific needs of the public. These following rules shall be now henceforth followed nevertheless by all Forum Members of the Mygots Association. They are as follows: -Picture resolution must be smaller than 160000 square pixels. -Forums members must formally greet the User that they are addressing with casualties such as "Hello," "I admire you," "Comrade," or "Sir." -Religion must not be mentioned at all whatsoever regardless. -Words deemed to be offensive by the Internets Administrative Network Board should not be used to describe another User or Human Being. In other words, Swearing words are fine, but insults will not be tolerated. -All Users must wear the Official Mygots Association Uniform when using the Mygots Association Forum. I reserve the right to change or add any rules at any time as long as I see fit. Thanks, krazier :wavey:

As I said before, this is incorrect. Vista comes loaded as a 64-bit Software Package ONLY. You might be confused with something else called a Central Processing Unit, which is sold in both 32-bit (for Linux) and 64-bit (for Microsoft Windows) platforms.

Actually, Vista is sold commercially in 64-bit operatives only. Various Computer Hackers have changed Vista to 32-bit and made it available for download as something called a Distro. However, this is highly illegal, and I suggest that you stay away from such software.

Hi, let me assist you with your problem. After investigation, I have revealed that Vista is an Operating Software that runs with Sixty Four (64) bits. In order for your "Haxing" Software to work on Vista, you will need to convert the software to a 64-bit platform, using one of numerous converters available on-line. Another option is to install the Linux Operating Image (LOI) on your Vista, so you can run 64-bit Executables. The LOI operates and is installed with an Image so to improve overall operating efficiency. Hope this helps! Thanks, kraizer

I have disabled the LCIRC Network Station temporarily so that various maintenance and investigative work can be completed. After I have entered the needed data into our files, I will put the IRC Network back Online so that you may access it. For your convenience I have established a temporary IRC Network for scheduled downtimes such as this. It can be found on http://tempirc.cnn.com/ircapp.jpg. Thanks!

True, however most newer HD Codecs do not support the AVI Container. They seem to be more efficient in the 3GP Format File.

Due to numerous complaints on the subject, the Internets Administrative Networking Association has decided to severly limit the use of PHP files. From now on, PHP files will only be usable over Corporate and Private LAN Configurations and NOT on Public Internets or Intranets. PHP files may be converted to .jpg with Data Mapping for certain interactive Features or the popular XML format at http://iana.cnn.com/convertphp.xml for free of charge.

Cnn has been working on a prototype for a sort of Memory Card that will hold movies on it, rather than a disc. It will be released in the fourth quarter 2008. That is all I can really tell you about it. In-other-words I am advising that you pull all of your Shareholdings out of Sony and DVDCorp and put in in Cnn.

After a quick search on Microsoft Yahoo, I found that there are 2 types of this "Hard Disk Killa" available: one by the gentleman Maka, the other by the gentleman Munga Bunga. I have compiled a list of the websites I found containing each of their programs. DISCLAIMER: These programs are REGISTERED VIRI and are to be used for Learning Purposes ONLY. Any other use of these programs is ILLEGAL and punishable by International Law. Thanks! Maka Version - http://geocities.com/khattam_khattam/kill.zip Munga Bunga Version - http://www.rohitab.com/discuss/lofiversion/index.php/t8431.html

Because I am a very busy Internets Administrator, I am answering what I assume your question is based on the Thread Title. To perform a Screen Capture, press CTRL + PRTSCRN on Windows, or ALT + SCRNCAP on Apple. Hope this answers your question!

According to the log, you are not an Internets Administrator or Website Moderator. Because you have born false witness to the Community, and violated Website TOS by referencing that you have Administrative Power, you will be suspended from the Internets for five (5) minutes and be penalized by one (1) Internets Points.

I'm afraid that signature does not meet Size Regulations. Please adjust it to accordingly.

Please try not to mention Religion on the Internets -- it could lead to Flaming Fights.