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mister barleyhops

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  1. LOL @ THE COMBINATION OF MINKEHS WORDS AND SIG PICTURE
  2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  3. rifk why do you have boxes of your computer components stapled onto your wall? are you seriously that big of a loser at age 12
  4. mister barleyhops posted a post in a topic in Flames
    :ugh2:
  5. haha YOUR RUINING MY COMPANY ilyz 4eva briyun
  6. RAWR minkeh strikes again bf4eva :}
  7. ditto. so far you're 0/49 (probably 0/60 by the time i post this) at posting anything funny/useful/original
  8. mister barleyhops posted a post in a topic in Flames
    ok you're just adding more proof to the mountain of evidence against you being intelligent. that isn't me in the picture, it's 1337dwarf. why would i take a photo of myself with a sign saying that i own myself. gj on that one
  9. +[myg0t]theMinkeyù fill up my mouth with penises +[myg0t]theMinkeyù WHERES MY GANGSTERS AT +[myg0t]MAKONGù i want to be treated like a horse for a day +[myg0t]theMinkeyù alright +[myg0t]MAKONGù i want people to ride me +[myg0t]theMinkeyù ill suck off ur giant ****** horse cock +[myg0t]MAKONGù and pet me +[myg0t]MAKONGù ^________^ +[myg0t]theMinkeyù ^-^ +[myg0t]MAKONGù i woke up with 3 dildos covered in poop next to my face, and at least a handful of barber hair in my asshole +[myg0t]MAKONGù what ahppened?
  10. more magical animals: http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/1737/omgbilly5sg.jpg yes that is billy's ass http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/9625/vchat207rr.jpg billy enjoys leetdwarf's (who is 8) show
  11. mister barleyhops posted a post in a topic in Flames
    analstyle you're a fucking idiot, the proof of your idiocy being this thread and your sig, which is pretty commonplace with 10 year olds trying to be e-tough. speaking of 10 year olds, it just dawned on me that you can't ejaculate because you haven't hit puberty yet. :owned:
  12. aghahahaha he looks like one of my friend's dads (its an inside joke, but you can still laugh)
  13. stop being such a bitch and go buy some fucking hot pockets, maybe your mom has better things to do than make dinner for your worthless ass :wow:
  14. the last 3 posts are incomprehensibly stupid sounding, whether it's missing punctuation, spelling, or just leaving out whole words altogether. i commend these forums on a combined IQ of 62 ps: i'm a grammar snob :{
  15. so you're telling me that they just calmly drove away after you, probably a 15 year old 110 lb kid took a sledgehammer to a GROUP of mexicans' car. let me think this over and see if i believe you
  16. @_o oh deary me oulde chap
  17. mister barleyhops posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    what an emo channel, i bet they have a shrine to trapt somewhere in that site AHHAHAHAHAHAH I AM FUNNY LAFF IT UP
  18. http://img307.imageshack.us/img307/7251/minkeysgameface6sl.jpg and billy is just looking plain kewt
  19. edit: HOLY SHIT HE IS 29 WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT HE WAS 12
  20. negro semen is more nutritious than milk, so i guzzle it by the water cooler jug
  21. rifk @ that and your siggeh
  22. i'm currently enrolled in a women's self defence course just so i can rape them easier
  23. "There is this talent agency and they are looking for fresh talent in the region so they put up posters everywhere. After a long day of casting calls the talent agent's secretary announces that the last candidates are ready to perform. A family of four walks into the talent office, a mother, a father, a girl and her younger brother. The little brother lays down a cardboard mat and the father sets a boom box on the talent agent's desk. He presses play and this really fast rap music starts playing. The talent agent says wearily, 'well, let's see the act.' With no further introduction they break into their routine. The young girl pulls off her father's tear-away pants and starts sucking his dick, while the mother starts eating the little boy's asshole. Once he's hard she picks him up and the father bends over and she starts feeding his dick into the dad's asshole while the daughter bends over underneath him and starts fucking him. The mother switches back and forth between licking balls and licking her daughter's pussy while her husband fucks her. When the father is just about to cum in his daughter he pulls a funnel out and sticks it in the mother's ass. He and his son beat each other off into the funnel until they fill the mother's ass up with cum, then the father pulls the funnel out of her ass and she squats over the daughter's face and shits the cum into her mouth. The daughter snowballs the shitty cum to the son and the son snowballs the cum to his dad and then finally the mother takes her glass eye out and the father drools the mouthful of cum into the mother's eye socket. They all stand up and spread their arms apart, cum running down their faces and shit all over them, and they cry in unison, 'we're the aristocrats!'" those are real aristocrats (taken from somethingawful's "kids say the darndest shit" thx)
  24. . them and megaherz
  25. do you realize the bandwidth that a search will cost these forums? especially because so many idiots don't bother to scroll down the page to look for the thread.