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  1. if you eat the cake off each other's dicks. THATS THE ONLY WAYYYY :tear:
  2. rifkles have a huge double dildo hanging out of your mouth when you answer the door. btw grow a pedophile moustache too so it gets all mussed in the double dildo's confusion. :wow:
  3. i've been doing some heavy masturbating and smoking drugs
  4. OH MINKUS 20characters
  5. don't you have any respect/pride for your race? i could never make fun of my various ethnicities because regardless of what their histories have been like, i'm still proud to be what i am :tear: ps: I AM A REAL AMERICAN/FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN/I AM A REAL AMERICAN/FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT, FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE!
  6. sry armenians generally aren't allowed in myg0t (djlindley aka p-dot was a rare exception)
  7. boobs are boobs. fake ones can be nice because they're real firm and stay the same shape when they bounce. combine that with a tight ass and you've got one hot tranny
  8. you are an idiot. 20 characters
  9. RIFK i looked at your post and read "a huge pile of ass hair". that would be so hawt :naughty:
  10. FUCKING ROFL...btw j00 fail because you didn't follow the thread title format (QUESTION MARK WTF)
  11. lawl i think we have a professional funny man in the howse :drool2: that tv is about 18 years old now that i think of it. why should my rents spend $10,000 on a tv when there's nothing but crap on tv and i can download 24 and The Sopranos and watch them on my new baby?
  12. fuck off crack your own passes, and while you're at it stop talking like a fucking retard.
  13. mister barleyhops posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    manning the main gate's guard tower at castle rifkenstein, duh :O_o:
  14. you should take an opportunity to look around and learn some shit, there's a lot of interesting stuff in there. for example, one of the train cars that transported jews to auschwitz is in the museum and you can walk through it, plus the HUGE pile of shoes collected from the concentration camps. brownie points if you watch the whole video of medical experiments they show in the walled box thingy so little kids can't look in
  15. mister barleyhops posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    when is someone going to ban lemon coated rofl? this is probably his 40th useless thread in the past 3 days. btw sideways, nice sig :naughty:
  16. mister barleyhops posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Kickin' rad game, but for some reason I stopped playing it. I absolutely LOVED morrowind, my favorite game ever, so I don't know why this one isn't as fun for me.
  17. mister barleyhops posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    I REMEMBER LAFFING AT THAT ONE DUSK FOURTEEN SUMMERS AGO. BEAT DAT
  18. $2200 when all was said and done. I found out a couple days later that I could have used a 10% off coupon (raged). And about those books, yes I read them. I'm home schooled and still in diapers. Mother dearest says all boys my age should be ;] As far as performance is concerned, I got 6689 3dmarks on 3dmark 05, and Oblivion runs at 1680x1050 with everything maxed (except grass shadows, that's a bitch) purdy as punch.
  19. oh boo hoo your dsl isn't working. tell you what. suck my left nut (and specifically my left nut), and maybe i'll start caring. why would you ever make a thread specifically to alert others about your ridiculously insignificant problem? perhaps you were under the impression that here at the myg0t forums, people care about things like this. you're probably better off going to the dslreports.com forums or maybe http://www.help.aol.com is more in your ballpark :gaykeke:
  20. Alcohol Marijuana Klonopin Amphetamine Opium started most of those within the past month, they're helping me achieve maximum senior slidage :wow:
  21. more pics ;0 http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/6/10023025wb.th.jpg http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/9010/10023014xf.th.jpg
  22. Iddn't she purdy? Just got her before Dell replaced the m170 (what mine is) with the m1710, so i got a ridiculous deal from them. Specs: Pentium M 2 Ghz 2 GB DDR2 PC-533 RAM GeForce 7800 GTX Go 256 MB 120 GB 5400 RPM HDD 17" WUXGA Screen (Native Resolution 1920x1200) 8X DVD +/- RW Drive Remote & TV Tuner for Windows Media Center A FUCKING BUILT IN SUBWOOFER Pictures of my love http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6969/10022997bh.th.jpg http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/3605/10023000vm.th.jpg http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/5831/10022981me.th.jpg http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/1844/10022974kv.th.jpg
  23. 30 characters? what is this crap, i want the old forums back! spam spam spam and more spam, plus don't forget the utter e-battles that used to originate from them.