eternalitch

all you really need to know is a basic debit/credit system. the biggest problem most people have is accepting that debit doesn't always mean subtract. i could post a tutorial, but i don't think anyone here is interested

i'm an accountant i love my job, they don't drug test :fart:

welding the front doors shut, they really didn't like that

funny because it's true

Q: Why do jews have such big noses? A: because air is free

if your school has metal doors, weld them shut. i recommend doing this at night, it's hard to run with a welding torch

lol

my personal philosophy is not to worry about death. it will come eventually, as it does for all living things. when i was younger i had to shift my thinking from "i don't want to die" and sometimes "i wish it would end now" to "i'm glad to be alive". now when people ask me how i am, i say "i'm still alive so i can't complain too much". some people find this response distirbing, so it's always fun to watch. this is how i got over my suicidal/depressed period of my younger years. btw, prozac is awesome, besides the random twitching it causes. adulthood: save as much money as you can while you don't have to pay for anything, it sucks having to sleep with your 50 year old landlord becuase you can't make rent

try google.com

scientific proof or stfu

not stealing a quote, just sharing my true feelings

this thread makes me want to punch a baby

i already did, i've had better

comments weren't an option when i graduated

the look on her face is priceless... and i thought this thread needed more spam

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no actually she didn't, she wanted to conintue it, but she had been lieing to me since day one, so i said we're done

typical asian, never met an asian who had decent teeth, just part of my disdain for asians. if you want me to elaborate i will, but i'm guessing it's not needed

yah she's tappable, but i recommend hit it and run, run fast, don't stop.... ever sociopath = someone who has no feelings, seriously, no guilt, no love, no caring at all, oh but there is plenty of hate

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/eternalitch/sociopathiccunt.jpg my ex, as of today. stupid sociopathic cunt. i post this picture as a service to the myg0t community. if you see her run, i know i will from now on. that's the only advice i can give. ps. yes i am raged. i've been angry enough to see red 4 times in my life. 2 were because of her, i should have learned the first time. i'm a retard.:O_o:

i think this forum is making me hate asians more.... well i guess it's making me hate everyone more in general. i guess i need to go back to anger management

your sig makes me lol.... everytime i see it, it never gets old

i would, as long as her dick isn't bigger than mine

mad me lol:lmfao:

i just farted, so i don't have long, taco cabana made me sick like, oh god, i'm leaving the room edit: thank god for air freshener, now to finish my post, it made me sick like that, wasn't tacos though, enchiladas, more of a red coloring; btw the gas is from kem-chi (sp?), not mexican food, damn fermented cabbage