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I just can masturbate to someone who is dead. I tried to do it with Lazy Peterson, but I just kept feeling guilty. *I ment Lacy Peterson, but whatever.*

http://teenforums.studentcenter.org/viewtopic.php?t=156088 Just posted. My name on the forum is WithTeeth.

I would like to squeeze them tits.

No they only yell at me. They love me, not him. He is fat and has diabetes. Who could love that?

I'm trying to record him getting hit, or atleast his screams. They are too far away. I asked if I could watch and my mom told me I was next if I stepped out of line. I quickly came back here. I'll keep you all informed on how things turn out.

My brother just got caught throwing rocks at cars and trucks. Now my parents are beating him. rifk.

16, after reading some of your posts and then checking your ages, I can safely say that I fear for the future of this nation.

Today me and my friends put flowers in a toaster and put the toaster in the microwave. Put the microwave on for 3 minutes and left. We came back and it had stunk up the place and wasted the inside of the microwave. A teacher got our names from someone (we got out of trouble by claiming we knew nothing about it, but here is what he said to us while talking to us:) Teacher: Do you guys like breakfast? Me: Yeah. Teacher: What do you like to eat at breakfast? Me: Bacon. Teacher: Ever eat toast, and do you know how to use a toaster? Me: Of course I've had toast, and absolutely. Teacher: Have you ever put a toaster in a microwave? Me: No, my god, what kind of moron does that? Teacher: Funny, I heard you did do that. Me: I didn't.

Best is... Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal, or Tool - H. Worst is... Lost Lonely Boys - That gay song about Heaven and whatever other bullshit they've cummed into our ears via the radio.

Who gives a fuck if it is old. Get over it.

That wasn't a cool movie. I'm disappointed.

You're raged. Suck it up, or leave.

He's doing the best he can, leave him alone; he's a good guy. I know him on a personal level.

I'd be scared to fuck her. One of two thins would likely happen... 1.) You fuck her so hard you break her in half or 2.) Those bony hips crush your pelvis, ultimately hindering you from ever having sex again. Or atleast for the next 8 months. Either way, the fatties in the back are worth my time.

Easy. It has to be Racing Stripes. That is the gayest movie in the world. The little girl isn't even worth masturbating too. You see some pony dick, or atleast the outline of it; but nothing worth flopping your cock out.

That is so fucked up.

I'm gonna send that to my vegetarian girlfriend.

I like how the bitch keeps letting us know that it is for people over 13. "This month, let's pray specifically that Eddie Vedder would understand the grace and peace of Christ that passes all understanding (Phil. 4:7). And maybe one day if you meet him, or one of the other "heroes" of this generation, at the local taco stand or at the beach, they will be open to listening to you share the love of Jesus Christ" hahahahaha "I asked my excited friend if he had shared Jesus with Vedder. He hadn't, but he did ask him if he knew what would happen after he died. Vedder said he that would simply rot and worms would eat him. After listening to my young friend share a few more details of his time with Vedder, I asked what he thought about his rock star, now that he had the chance to see him up close. His response surprised me. "I thought he was shallow. He doesn't have any answers. I thought a big star like that would have deep insight on life! He really is empty." Remember, this response came from a kid who wasn't living for Jesus, and yet he could still see how empty his "hero" was without Christ." Thank you for this site, hahahaha

It'd be sweet to have his face for a day or two, and just randomly pop out at people and yell "Grrrrr" then flail around screaming. You'd screw the piss fuck out of'm.

It'd be sweet to have his face for a day or two, and just randomly pop out at people and yell "Grrrrr" then flail around screaming. You'd screw the piss fuck out of'm.

That bus driver raged them good.

I feel sorry for him, he raged and entire country for fuck sakes. Lets give him the mad props he deserves. I'd fuck ya Saddam :jerkit2: