myg0tshibby

SEE U LATER 39! :O_o:

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http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/8228/wizxfzjl4.jpg i joined the national straw hat society.

what the fuck is juice

need more nutmeg

Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: HectorR HectorR: Welcome to ChaCha! HectorR: Hello user? HectorR: lol at your topic. You: well? You: dont be shy i get paid slaveshop wages HectorR: Depends. You: lets say You: 5 minutes HectorR: About 42 cents. You: i'm looking for a partner in crime You: i want to rob every bank in america You: of 50 cents HectorR: What type? HectorR: LMAO You: will you help me in this burning crusade? HectorR: Sure. You: HELP ME FREE THE PEOPLE OF MIDDLE EARTH HectorR: The truth will set them free. You: what if the truth keeps them locked up? HectorR: It won't. HectorR: Because I was locked up. HectorR: And the truth set me free. HectorR: Bueno? HectorR: YOu there? You: yes sanchez HectorR: Hey amigo. You: i was just clearing the chickens You: from the dinner table HectorR: I see. You: theyre very feisty this time of year HectorR: Yes they are. You: have you gotten my pigeon mail? HectorR: I believe I have You: aunty mary is worried sick of you You: she keeps saying every day HectorR: Oh no. You: why is hector join the circus You: WHY! You: and then she starts sobbing HectorR: Lol HectorR: That's not good You: i cannot take it anymore brother You: you must leave your one true love You: and come back HectorR: hmmmmmmmmm You: before i hit auntie with the broom again HectorR: Noooooooo HectorR: Please don't. You: will you not reconsider? HectorR: Ok master. HectorR: You are my lord and I will do as you say You: technically i am your lord You: because HectorR: yes/ You: i can cut off your finances You: any second HectorR: But I can get another. HectorR: hahahahahahaha You: i wont do that though You: i will allow you You: to purchase ravioli HectorR: lmao HectorR: You're funny mr bunny HectorR: Awesome blossom. You: awesome blossom like a ferret or possum? HectorR: What can I search for you today? You: hrm HectorR: lol You: what about You: elephant laungerea HectorR: lol You: does anything pop up for that You: if so ill settle with thAt HectorR: Yes HectorR: I think it's best just to go to your mom's closet. HectorR: LMAO You: LOL I WOULD BUT YOURE ALREADY THERE You: SNICKER SNICKER SNICKER You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended.

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Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: KellyD KellyD: Welcome to ChaCha! KellyD: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results. KellyD: Is this what you are looking for? You: do you have anything more pew pew-ish? Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: KimberlyN KimberlyN: Welcome to ChaCha! KimberlyN: Hello? You: hello, i was asking the other guide about how to fiering lazer, she gave me results, but the wife needs more pew pew KimberlyN: what do you mean by pew pew? You: the lazer pew pew You: the pew pew? You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: DavidA DavidA: Welcome to ChaCha! DavidA: Hello, how are you tonight? You: fine thanks, apart from my boss not letting me leave to see my kids graduate because of this Dominuguezyl file You: how are you? DavidA: Good DavidA: Why are you on this chat instead of working on the Dominuguezyl file? You: space monkeys kept secret by the goverment have infiltrated our offices and abducted my secretary. Now, frankly i dont give a darn about the secretary, but she had the Dominuguezyl file on her and i gosh darn need it. can you help? DavidA: Graduation isn't even until June You: My kids are in special ed, so they get a special graduation time You: now about those thieving space monkeys You: im also wondering if you have 50,000$ security systems specifically for keeping space monkeys kept secret by the goverment out of law firm offices DavidA: I believe someone is bored tonight. You: Ah...I see the space monkeys kept secret by the goverment have gotten to you You: AHAH! You: so you must know about the dominuguezyl file! You: TELL ME NOW You: I HAVE TORTURE DEVICES DavidA: Haha DavidA: At least I'm getting paid to chat with weirdass people DavidA: :) You: how much per hour? You: my boss pays me sweatshop pay DavidA: 10 You: full time? DavidA: anytime You: so i could sign up, and have the resources to look up more about the space monkeys kept secret by the goverment aswell as the dominuguezyl file? You: amazing DavidA: Yea DavidA: Since you have so much time on your hands You: how do i know this isnt a clever trick to lure me in by the space monkeys kept secret by the goverment? You: are you saying i have no life? DavidA: Exactly. You: are all guides miss cleos? DavidA: No DavidA: Miss Cleo is a gov cover up You: what if miss cleo is actually space monkeys kept secret by the goverment? You: pew pew? You: IM FIERING MAH LAZAH You: fire photon torpedoes captain DavidA: lol You: Well, i'll let you get back to space monkeys kept secret by the goverment...if you get word on this dominuguezyl file you can reach me at 1-800-rainbow-midgets-allah Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: TaraC TaraC: Welcome to ChaCha! TaraC: Hello and welcome to cha cha You: thank you! You: is there anyway to get the last guide i just had? You: i wanted to thank him for the help on space monkeys kept secret by the goverment TaraC: I apolagize but we can not transfer to specific guides TaraC: I'll be more then happy to assist you with your searching needs though You: ahh...well if you ever see him, tell him i found the dominuguezyl file You: thank you! You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended.

I SMOKED BUT SOME MENG WAS STARING AT ME IN HIS WINDOW AKIMBO STYLEZ SO I WAS LIKE PEACEEE :O_o:

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sucka i gots mah umbrella @ the ready. btw, 'you was warned'? honestly rifk...

I SHALL NOT SHOW MY TIGHTY WHITEYS

tell her the child will be as stupid as her

partied hard till the tranvestite platform dropped for the new years http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/5457/nybn7.jpg http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/9703/ny2sc3.jpg

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/9853/pimpinvz6.jpg Hi my name is shibby and i am a nazi, and i would to have a one night stand with you to ruin your relationship with shrek

I am sorry for the actions of the forum users, sadly we cannot control their actions. Here is the right link for what you need: http://www.tiny.cc/readmetxt

Your current ip has been reported to the neveda state police along with a detailed report on your aktionz

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i'd like to add the question: 3) did you tell her the cake was for her out of yourg0t love

PART YOUR HAIRLINE

do you by any chance own a big plasma tv near a window at the front of your house? that would solve the mystery.

+1 for raging 75% of the forums by having a girlfriend, who would have thought women are the key to raging most of these forums. oh wait; EVERYONE WOULD HAVE

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