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YO GUYS READ MY STORY: Last night I was sitting around in my flat playing some gears on the 360 when I started thinking of Ivy from Soul Calibur. Immediately I had a raging bull boner so I went to my comp for a little wankfest. Luckily my torrent for Big and Bouncy 2 had just finished downloading so I loaded it up on Windows media player. My roommate was freaking napping on the coach but I didn't care its not like it would be the first time I wanked it with him there. I had no lotion left which pissed me off but I proceded anyway. After 10 minutes I was getting pissed off because the pornstar Vicky Vette wasn't moaning the way I wanted her too. I quickly realized I wasn't gonna cum this way so I gave my hoebag a call and told her to come over. She said she was tired but I told her if she didn't come over I'd poop in the exhaust pipe of her car so she came over right away. Woke my lazyass roommate and told him to go get KFC and he left and my girl arrived in a bit. She wanted to kiss a bit first but I quickly reprimanded her and told her thats not how I roll. Dropped my pants and shoved my dick in her mouth. I start thrusting like a champ but I was getting too satisfied. That's when I remembered one of my buds at the gym telling me that crap was a natural aphrodisiac in ancient chinese culture and that they used to rub it on themselves to enhance sex feelings. I requested her to pinch a loaf in my mouth immediately but she was like what? and I dont have to go to the bathroom. Thats when I started headbutting her lower stomach until she could create some bowel movements in her. Needless to say after 10 minutes of headbutting she had a steamy one ready and I put my mouth to her cheeks. She pushed out a nice sized 6 incher right in my mouth and it felt great. The taste and feel was so memorable I can even feel it now as I type this. I then took it out and carefully rubbed it over her tits. Man was this great. I started rubbing my dick and came in under 1 minutes and like always I nutted in her hair. I'm telling you guys it might seem gross but it actually isn't. It actually made me alot hornier. My girl didnt like it as much but I don't care, what I say goes. Anyways I recomend it to all you guys.

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