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ROFLCOPTER

Wasn't there a little hack intro movie to the old Half-Life Hacked website? From like 4 years ago?

Hey johnny crack, I'm just curious, how many STDs do you have?

^^ How in the hell...proof?

Dover makes me wet :bj:

NWA LOL what site is the pic in your sig from, that is some fucking hilarious shit

How do you go from that pic to that pic? How the fuck do you gain 100+ pounds from a feeding tube? I guess they shaved her hair short so she wouldn't barf on it or choke on it in her sleep but she was pretty hot and doesn't even look the same now

Squirrily will you please for FUCKS sake stop posting those forum images, they are not funny. Thanks

I wonder why she got pulled over?

Did you know if someone moved the earth just one degree closer to the sun, we'd fry, and one degree further, we'd freeze?

How hard is it to realize that it doesn't matter how bad you suck at life, you can just jump off a building and meet your clanbuddies in heaven?

Hey Lucian, does the guy in your sig drink Sunny D

Didn't someone post a movie on here a while ago that had girls giving each other enemas and some of em would fart/shit so hard they'd get it on their faces or something? THAT was some funny shit

Dude a lightbulb? How fucked up would that be? Some aliens are going to be like, look the dumbfucks just blew themselves to shit with something smaller than their reproductive organs

LOL watch their facial expressions, some of them are troopers and don't make any faces, but some of them are wincing the whole time lol

what the hell was that, i dont even fart that hard