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It is well known that apes are close relatives to human beings. What isn’t so well known is just how close relatives the two species are. Apes and humans share much of the same DNA. For instance, the North African Short-Haired Baboon shares over 99% of its DNA with mankind. This particular species is highly adaptable and like chimpanzees, they are able to make crude tools and even utilize rudimentary communication skills. The adaptability of the North African Short hair is evidenced by their lives in captivity, while most species dwindle on extinction and have trouble breeding; the Short-Hairs thrive, often neglecting their offspring, food gathering, and even grooming themselves in order to mate with females. First introduced into captivity sometime in the 1700’s, the North African Short-Haired baboon was utilized as laborers in small farming communities. Today, they enjoy life in urban centers, often living 10 to a den. Sadly, captivity and inbreeding has caused their learning ability to be suppressed and their baser instincts to be more pronounced. Often, they will rely on the gatherings of other species to survive. Utilizing their natural nocturnal abilities, they stalk, undetected, through the habitats of these other species, procuring what it necessary to survive from them, often in the form of Televisions and Hi-top sneakers.

My Nazi fetish makes my boyfriend uncomfortable.I NEED ADVICE. You appear to be experienced in these matters, so I'll give this a try.My boyfriend told me that he finds my Irma Grese/ Ilse Koch-style Third Reich dominatrix costumes to be disturbing; he seems reluctant to participate in Lebensborn roleplaying and even Auschwitz guard/ male prisoner roleplaying. He also suggested gently that I take down the Hitler Youth propaganda posters that are currently hanging over my bed.Is Nazism a 'turnoff'? If so, why?

Ladies and gentlemen, against my better judgement, I allowed my teenage son to install line-ucks on our compaq presario. Now I can't make heads or tales of what's happening on my computer machine, and he is continously making disrespectful remarks about Bill Gates and 'Micro$uck". I guess my only real question is: How long should I ground him, removing all access to his friends and activities in order to cor this anti-social behavior?

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You should connect your graphics card directly to the mains. You can buy molex connectors from any good electronics store and then splice it into the lead from a hair dryer or toaster. This should deliver the correct voltage direct to your graphics card (the molex also functions as a voltage regulator and AC rectifier). It's the equivalent of having an Antex 3kW power supply.

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I watched this whole program on National Geographic entitled 'The Dark Side of Dolphins' and let me tell you, dolphins are total assholes. So here's the deal, male dolphins travel in packs of two. These males want to get laid, and so they trap a female between them and keep her captive for up to a month, having sex with her as they please. If she tries to get away, they will beat her with their snouts and fins. When you see large groups of them it's just a bunch of these two packs of males joining together to keep captive a few females so that they can gang rape her. The females hate it and try to get away but then get beaten up. If and when the female gives birth she won't want to have sex while protecting her young, and so males will gang up and try in some instatnces to kill the baby inorder to have sex with the mother. Bottom line, dolphins are assholes. According to marine biolgoists dolphins could have normal courtship and sex, but the males choose not to they prefer gang rape. Dolphins are assholes.

Growing up in the Deep South you are exposed hunting and trapping at an early age. I will never forget the time my father got so drunk on Robitussin that after beating me repeatedly with a rake he went outside to place traps to ensnare wild animals that we could use for food. After a few ours of stalking about he came inside and found me lying on the floor half conscious he chastised me for being a little wuss and kicked me in the kidneys claiming while shouting something about Jesus before passing out on the kitchen floor. The next morning the department of fish and game came knocking at our door asking if we knew anything about the bear traps that were placed all over the apartment complex. Apparently he had ensnared several negroes, and, while it was negro season, he was over his bag limit and had to cut some of them loose. Man, those were the days, sipping lemonade on the porch while dad skinned niggers in the back yard.

All the guys in this IRC channel I hang out in are really profane and gross. They talk about child porn and act racist a lot of the time, and every night before I go to bed I pray for God's forgiveness, and for God to forgive them. Then I remember I'm wiccan. Blessed be!

Punctuation marks that look like smiley faces express happiness on a new communication tool known as "Internet." The computer network is already being used by 15 million people worldwide to chat or do important research.

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I use Firefox sometimes, but it really isn't that good. I'd rathewr use IE than Firefox because who knows what these open-source people can do with your credit card numbers. Not that Microsoft needs anymore money, so they won't try to scab it off me. And at least they patch their browser automatically with Automatic Updates

YOU KNOW, YOU NEEDLE-DICKED PANSIES COWER IN FEAR WHEN I WHIP MY TOWERING CYCLOPS OUT. MY PENIS CONSUMES LIGHT AND WHOLE ASTEROIDS LIKE THEY WERE NOTHING. ONE TIME I GOT AN ERECTION AND WELL THAT CAUSED A WHOLE GALAXY TO BE SHATTERED BY THE SHEER FORCE. WHEN I EJACULATE IT CAUSES THE GRAVITATIONAL CONSTANT OF THE UNIVERSE TO BE ALTERED BECAUSE OF THE SUDDEN INCREASE IN MASS. AT THE END OF TIME THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT IN THE UNIVERSE BUT DARK MATTER AND MY PENIS. MY PENIS EXISTS IN FOUR DIMENSIONS, EXPANDING OUTWARD AT LIGHT SPEED LIKE TIME ITSELF. MY PENIS COMPOSES THE UNIVERSE AND TICKLES AZATHOTH'S OMNIPOTENT BUNGHOLE WHEN THE STARS ARE RIGHT. ENTROPY IS BUT A FART IN THE WIND FOR MY PENIS. MY PENIS CAN BREAK MATHEMATICS! IT IS ABLE TO TRANSCEND REALITY AND DESTROY HUMAN THOUGHT WITH ITS SHEER VOLUME AND MASS. MY PENIS HAS A PENIS, AND THAT PENIS IS STILL BIGGER THAN YOUR PENIS.

When I got home, the dog looked like it needed some more sex, so I unzipped my cock and inserted it into the hound. We had sex all night. When it was dead in the morning, I was still raping it. When I was 80 years old and the corpse was decomposed and crawing with maggots, I was still ejaculating my seed into the empty shell. Later, I died.

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