badass

Man that must have been quit a gangbang when they where creating you. Sorry for the long story, I made it as short as possible. Anyway not so long ago I was on a holliday in Amsterdam for euhm... buseniss and stuff. I was walking next to one of the many canals when I saw a sculpture of a cat carved out of wood. I would look so good in the corridor so I entered the shop to ask the price of the sculpture. A strange looking Arabic man answered: "That's 100$ for the cat and 300$ for the story behind it. Because you see it's a special cat and..." "Yeah, yeah cut the crap!", I interrupted "the cat is expensive enough, you keep your story." So there I was walking down the street with my new sculpture. But when I walked into the next street all the cats on that street started to follow me and on the next street even more cats where walking after me. So after a while there must have been like 300 cats walking after me. Now I 'm not (that) stupid so I knew it had something to do with my sculpture. So I said to myself "Fuck this shit!" And I trew the sculpture cat into the canal. Then all the cats that where following me started to jump into the canal... They all drowned. :sly: So I went back to the store and as I entered the Arabic lookin salesman sais "Aah you must have come back to listen to the story." I said "Fuck your story, I came to see if you have any wooden negro's."