InternetSlacker

Breaking News: Michael Jackson, noted pop star and sodomizer of 577 boys, is found innocent. Geez, and I sodomize just one choir boy and get 10 - 20 years. Damn celebrities. Inmate #88392900

Hey, thanks guys, you're all great! Ivan

Check out... http://tor.eff.org It's run by the Electronic Frontier Foundations, those goddamn hippies who strive for our Internet rights, everywhere. Yay. I installed the Tor & Privoxy programs, directed my Opera to localhost on 'em, and bang! My IP changes...even changed to another country. Handy for when you want to enrage a forum with your posts & you don't want the suckers to know your ip. I am...Sancho.

Because Counter Strike Boy made the excellent point that I don't have to put 'Internet Slacker' at the bottom of all my posts. Pedro

Hey, thanks! You're allright, man. Phil

Good eye. Yeah, I did some of that, but I cut my real looting teeth in Ultima Online years ago. Back in the golden days, a freshly killed monster could be looted by anybody. Damn, those were the days. Cyril

Agreed. They should have called the damn thing Live Aid II for it to have any hope of commercial success. And a Christmas Live Aid II album. And T-shirts saying, "I sang in Africa while watching millions of people starve." Bah. Douglas

Well, I figure my previous reply was better than the ol' cliche "HEY GUY LAY OFF F |_|CK YOU GEEZ IM GONA CALL AN ADMIN STP FLAMIN MEE" I've found overbearing politeness to be an effective rage-inducing weapon in online games; just keep pulling the same stuff but keep apologizing like a n00b, drives 'em NUTS. Noob: Hey! That was MY Loot! You (l33t Ninja Looter): I'm sorry. (loots again) Noob: HEY! I said that was my loot. You: I'm very sorry, I promise I won't loot again (loots again) Noob: HEEEEEEEY. You: I am so sorry. Are you upset? Hmmm...could be a good contest: who can create the most rage by being the most polite ? Alfred

Hey, thanks! You're allright, man. Kevin

I'd post this in the 'Link Of The Day' section, but I need more l33t status here. But I gotta get this link to everyone: http://www.ogrish.com/archives/hunting_with_highcaliber_weapon_Jun_12_2005.html High caliber weaponry + unsuspecting prairie dogs = FUN. I know 95% of myg0t goes to Ogrish regularly, but this video deserves a heads-up. Has anyone here done any prairie dog hunting, out of morbid curiousity? Garry

Nicely done. That, uh, collage you posted sure went off like a grenade in that forum. LiveWire forums, eh? Hmmm.... Tim

VLC Media Player - open source, plays just about anything. The people behind the program are concerned about patent legislation and may remove the software soon, so grab it NOW. VideoLan: http://www.videolan.org/ Doug

Cool! A Rage! Joke. If it bugs you that much, I'll stop signing my name at the bottom of my posts. Fred

I am/was a little ashamed of the crude penis drawing. Not ashamed of the grief or rage it caused, mind you; just the level of maturity I needed to descend to. But one must make sacrifices to grief, that's a lesson I learned years ago. I was happy with some of the other griefs I did there, like the "BRB TAKING A DUMP". Oh, and targetting players by writing their name in the space along with a verb and the word "goat". I'm surprised Yahoo! Graffiti and other "Pictionary"-style online games aren't getting targeted MORE. I'm curious to see what myg0t could do on Yahoo! Graffiti; well, curious and hoping, anyways. I know 95% of you can draw better than I can, especially large crude penises. Internet Slacker

The only phenomenon in life right now inspiring me to update my website is myg0t. Hope everyone gets a laugh...here's to everyone here on one of the last goddamn original sites on the 'net. Internet Slacker Yahoo! Graffiti Rage article o' mine: http://www.internetslacker.com/pranks/yahoograf1.htm