..afk..

Darwinia is old now, originally published by Introversion. And it is fucking awesome.

Holy shit how big is that Giraffe's penis?!

Anything but fgtass Emo music and RnB is fine for me. I'm fed up of all the little Emo trend follower kids thinking thier 'awesome' music is rock. Bastards.

baby jars aint that strong, i suppose you just crack the pipe off something, but i'm not really sure, couldn't follow his instructions too well...what's dia. pipe? And do you mean weld the cap on or screw i don't know what you mean buy 'well'. If you wanna find bombs i recomend The Jolly Roger, if you don't know what the hell that is PM me.

Not neccessarily refering to you, but to the other morons.

It does. IF you use quote marks, dumbass.

lol

I havnt had any teeth out, but i had a small cavity filled, just a surface one like, and the stuff they put in my gum and cheek was worthless cus the dumb fuck put it in the wrong side. So im sitting there happily having my teeth drilled. lovely. I liked the numb feeling afterward until it goes off and i found a fuck off hole in my cheek.

I havnt had any teeth out, but i had a small cavity filled, just a surface one like, and the stuff they put in my gum and cheek was worthless cus the dumb fuck put it in the wrong side. So im sitting there happily having my teeth drilled. lovely. I liked the numb feeling afterward until it goes off and i found a fuck off hole in my cheek.

The only person i know in Europe who uses KM is my maths teacher.

I love the smell of +b in the morning. Especially on my cheerios.

20 quid says waste of time.

I don't like the shitty fringe.

lol irl

Feels more like an expansion than a whole new game. Nothing like moh: pa > mohaa or css > cs1.6

Once i was next in line to do a presentation in English and what happens? No shit, up it goes. So i start to shit em and i just stared at the table and yelled in my head TABLE TABLE TABLE and at least it goes semi-flacid then and not really noticeable. I've been doing that ever since now.

Bah, here in jolly old england we have to wear school uniform, and the trousers we are supposed to wear show every last bit. Bitches.

It's a bitch, i never, never bone during class, just packing away and bam, there it is, so for the next few minutes you gotta look like a retard in how you walk or keep your bag there. It's a shit.

Second Place: So about a half hour ago I grabbed the latest issue of Stuff, and made my way into the bathroom. I sat for about 15, did my business, read an article, everything was peachy keen...all exits were evacuated. Then cut to ten minutes later, I'm racing the pure liquid sh** to the toilet bowl with my pants barely off, flooding the bowl with some sort of Niagra Falls coming out my ass, praying for death. The toilet paper looks like a Rorschach Test made out of slaughtered niggars, and in the blink of an eye my insides have decided they want nothing to do with me, and I'm waddling back to my room, sweating balls and afraid to sit down. I don't get it. It's like my body figured 'hey, you wanna fuck with alex? keep some of that shit, turn it on puree, and let him think he got it all, then when he's in the middle of a cigarette, BAM! We let the hounds loose!' You know how Harry felt in Dumb & Dumber? I envy him. But First Prize goes to: I use this place like TV.

My fav two after skimming it: I was babysitting this boy once. I must have been 12 or so and he was 4 or 5. Well while he was napping, I sucked on his penis and got it hard, then began to rub my clit on his penis. I used to also play a game with him where I would cover his eyes, stick my breast in his mouth and tell him to bite or suck and have him guess what it was. ...he never guessed right. and: When no one is around, i like to hid in my closet where it is nice and dark, put my headphones on and listen to Troy the Snail. lewl

Which end's the front?

In firefox it tells me i need additional plugins so i installed the latest quicktime but i still can't view it. any help?

I have a bit of trouble now, seeing as most people leave the server before i get some real good rage.

That's fricken solid.

Dodging 200 concecutive lightning strikes in the Thunder Plains on FFX to get Lulu's celestial weapon. before you troll, i had a spinal injury at the time so didn't have much to do.