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  1. I dreamt i was fighting my ex girlfriend. Then i woke up and realized i was molesting a cabbage patch. :ugh:
  2. would they be able to get themselves pregnant? :X
  3. That dyke's hot.... i'd give her a dicking she'd never forget
  4. shit, so thats why my ex girlfriend used to suck on them when we'd be having sex :X
  5. english women are great to bed. i should know, i had one for 3 weeks. :naughtyd: not to worry though, pretty soon i shall be visiting ireland! ; D
  6. http://www.allaccessvideos.com/pi3256/2.mpg
  7. Anything else worth firing off a load of knuckle children to?
  8. the divas are masturbation material
  9. alt control elite posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    ahahahaha, wow new zealand is the kicks :naughtyd:
  10. breast expansion forum, digital wedding... shit we got a lot of work to do :naughtyd:
  11. alt control elite posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/83054/200.jpg protection is required at this tough time in your life
  12. any truth to the sex for bail bond allegations?
  13. http://www.michaelstevenson.com/contemporary/exhibitions/hugo/images/item30.jpg http://www.michaelstevenson.com/contemporary/exhibitions/hugo/images/item36.jpg http://www.michaelstevenson.com/contemporary/exhibitions/hugo/images/item18.jpg
  14. alt control elite posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    damn cool pic where do ya live?
  15. this is the best hack it works for me http://koraudio.free.fr/raffi_bananaphone.mp3 i get instabanned from cs servers :naughty:
  16. lets doggy http://www.take-it-like-a-man.com/images/doggystyle.gif
  17. lol nice rage! i love it 10/10
  18. haha thanks man, a bunch of nude fat chicks with the text "chubbychasers united" woulda been hilarious but this will do for now, thanks
  19. i wanna bang the chick on your sig, is it k
  20. thats not true, the UK has been receiving multicultural "enrichment" since the 50's, so what fucking war has been raged since the 50's in the middle east, i ask? besides, germany is getting tons of turks, and russia is getting chechens and all that crap. its a fucking muslim invasion worldwide
  21. only if you eat chicken wings and abuse watermelon weed
  22. those fucking towelheads all oughta go back. they got their chance to live in england and they fucked it up by turning oldham into el-alamabadham. FUCK THEM
  23. give me one with a fat chick, its good for when anyone tries to grab my psp
  24. the gamebox 369 it pwnz and it sucks me off
  25. with a carrot it woulda been a hell of a lot easier