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  1. j0rkeh posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    And yeah what if he does? you fucking scared or something over a petty ass bb gun oh god noes mommy might ground you. man the fuck up.Don't be scared of no fucking cuffs what the fuck is is gonna jail you for. It's just a fucking bb gun.
  2. j0rkeh posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    I would've knocked him out and ran.
  3. j0rkeh posted a post in a topic in Flames
    my humps my humps my humps my humps my lovely lady humps
  4. j0rkeh posted a post in a topic in Flames
    gargle my balls?
  5. j0rkeh posted a post in a topic in Flames
    Apparently you do since you posted.
  6. j0rkeh posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    WHY DONT YOU GARGLE HIS BALLS WHILE YOU'RE DOWN THERE BUDDY LOLOLOOOLOOOLOL
  7. lol i can imagine some boy walking around with a huge pipe hanging from his nuts
  8. old as fuck but classic
  9. j0rkeh posted a post in a topic in Flames
    wtf? hahahahahah
  10. j0rkeh posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    I BELIEVE WE SHOULD EAT MORE BAGELS BECAUSE IN SOUTH AFRICA THERE'S NO KITTENS LOL MY PRETY PRINCESS HAT PLXKTHNX
  11. j0rkeh posted a post in a topic in Flames
    When I was in jail I still used to rage, what I would do is after our meals we'd line up against the walls next to each other and the COs would search us, so I would pretend to stick something in the chest pocket of the prisoner next to me and I'd be like "don't touch i don't touch it" and he'd be like "wtf chill" and then they'd get all nervous when the CO would come check them, but really I didn't put anything and I would tell them afterwards, good lulz.
  12. j0rkeh posted a post in a topic in Flames
    Jedi banned me banned me for it because it had cocks, yet over 80% of his threads are about cocks. Over here he'd either be killed or stopped by cops for wearing a bandanna. :dunno:
  13. j0rkeh posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Ha I just convinced her to delete it.
  14. j0rkeh posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    hahahahaha my girl somehow found this game today and she wants to play it with me now i was like noooooooo rofl. i told her no though for some reason those games just kinda disgust me for some reason. edit: ah shit I guess I'll have to try it for her, now we'll have sex in person AND over the internet.
  15. j0rkeh posted a post in a topic in Flames
    It might be stupid but I respect it. Some people don't learn though, the other day one of the guys in the program tried to kidnap a drug dealer from another block, they rolled up on him with shotguns and shit but as soon as they stepped out the cops turned the corner so they jumped back in and drove away lol. I would've kept fucking with my Piru/murda friends but honestly I look forward to having a family for some reason, so I'd rather not. Besides I get tired of fucking gang unit taking me in there vans stripping me for tattoos randomly every month. Oh yeah and someone got caught in the projects with a grenade fucking crazy when I think about it.
  16. None they are all toothpicks. sorry but i like the thick kthnxplx
  17. *TAPS RIGHT FOOT*
  18. j0rkeh posted a post in a topic in Flames
    No I'm sure he was king, I knew him personally (but not that well), besides his fucking name is all over the walls R.I.P. KING CHUCKIE everywhere, he was bloodline too.
  19. j0rkeh posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    uh what the fuck? find a fucking girl those games are fucking retarded.
  20. j0rkeh posted a post in a topic in Flames
    btw you KMC or Bloodline? and by essex I don't mean essex county but essex ave in paterson nj. Why do you envy america so much?
  21. j0rkeh posted a post in a topic in Flames
    It's piru which is a blood set, they come from Comptom. union is crazy, btw if you would've said that to a Crip he would've beat the life out of you, because shit don't pop their way, it cracks.
  22. Wow so much envyyyy seriosuly.
  23. j0rkeh posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    I DO THAT DIET COKE/MENTOS HARDCORE SHIT
  24. j0rkeh posted a post in a topic in Flames
    I live in a crip area, but I mostly fucked around with bloods, I was gonna turn Hoover at one point but I'm trying to stay away from all that. RED BIRDS DONT FLY IN THIS BLUE SKY CUZ.
  25. lol FFIRST!111 FUCK!11