j0rkeh

One time when I was like 13-14 I was taking this girl to my house to do the sex, we were in my room having sex, I thought no one was home at the time, turns out 2 of my aunts, my grandmother and uncle decide to come back home all at once, my grandmother being suspicious barges in my room and of course finds me naked with my penis inside some 13 year old girls vagina, very embarrassing, and after she went home I had a fucking 3 hour lecture from everyone in my family, fucking sucked. Not to mention my dad finding out later when he got home from work.

NAZI THREAD ALERT

Kill yourself however you want, just make sure you write "myg0t owned me" or "OMG H4X" on your chest with a permanent marker.

I lol'd

When you get to the top, what's the prize?

I saw that coming.

I'll join only if you have kittens, condoms, and cupcakes.

Ewww

He's cooler than you.

As some of you may remember him from a while back, one of his videos go to G4. enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZcCfLu-hHM

I clicked it, looked for a second, then closed it.

The girl in the mirror isn't fat, she's hot, and the anorexic girl is well.... anorexic eww, btw that commercial was fucking creepy

I was afraid to glimpse because I heard you were ugly.

Raged.

qft

My sig is from a pop up from one of jedi's weird porn links he posts all the time.

Fucking win, and cappy learn to read, I read it just fine.

REALLY? WHO?

DOES NOT COMPUTE

lol= i hate your mother rofl= you are gay gtfo= thank you rifk= sucks qft = post goatse pxs

rofl

Simple, no party hat = fail.

Oh my god i posted this like a week ago and it's been reposted twice since then, read the fucking forums.

What the fuck you're going to pay for my therapy asshole.

it's obviously a zombie.