Everything posted by j0rkeh
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I broke up with my gf :(
Oh yeah I know that, just a general statement, and I don't have sex, I make love ;)
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I broke up with my gf :(
I agree with that, and pussy is waaaaay better than masturbating also.
- The fuck thread.
- The fuck thread.
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Does anybody have that one picture?
I don't get it :thinker:
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I broke up with my gf :(
It's really good, we had our ups and downs but it's good atm.
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VTEC JUST KICKED IN YO
This thread is magical so you can't give him infractions k.
- Ferrari Owners
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Observations of how other people drive
When I drive, I like to put on a fake mustache and play Britney spears music while masturbating to little kids walking down the street. Good stuff.
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WOOT GOT A WII!!!!
I'd be raged too if I had spend my money on a system that has the potential of a vibrator.
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leet beatboxing flute player O_o
Wow that was gay.
- Richblackman
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If Hoodenhen was a woman...
If he was a girl she'd be a hooker.
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WOOT GOT A WII!!!!
Explain to me what I am jealous of? Is it your your arts in the shoving penis shaped objects in to your anus? As for the sex, OMG I HUD SECKS ONCE I AM SO KEWLLL LOLOLLOOLLOLOLOLO, no, you fail. The only thing I'm proud of is not waisting my money on a plastic rectangular piece of shit that has a name that sounds like a slang for the male genitalia and a controller to back it up, and that alcohol has helped you fulfill its true use and fill the void in your sexual loneliness, and also the void between your butt cheeks. Have fun.
- DAPPLE
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TRL cancelled
I agree, it's the fucking Music television channel, not random stupid shit and some music channel.
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WOOT GOT A WII!!!!
Jealous that you know how to slide a vibrator up your ass and I don't? Exposed? The only thing exposed is your bare ass when you slide it up sir. No one is angry. The Wii sucks and is only good to satisfy your girlfriend because you couldn't. No wonder you get drunk, it's the only way you could have fun with that thing, and deal with the fact that you fail at life and the only way you could get to third base with an actual girl is in "Wii baseball". Good day sir.
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WOOT GOT A WII!!!!
You fail, you better hope that Wii remote vibrates,it's the only action you'll ever get, and getting drunk will surely help you when you ram that lubed up remote up your ass. Have fun
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FUCK WOMEN!
I bet you want to drop that soap.
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WOOT GOT A WII!!!!
Yeah, but at least i got laid *GIGGLES LIKE SCHOOL GIRL* wii looks for kiddies imo.
- FUCK WOMEN!
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Pan's Labryinth
I wouldn't watch that in the first place with a title like that.
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Biggest RL rages you made.
I peed a little bit on the toilet seat.
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French army rwns us all
ROFFL @ COMMENTS " FAKE that was a preview for halo 3" "wow: dont all of u ppl ever get tired of arguing whos country is better? u understand that in saying rude things about french..well pretty much every1 whos not american, just makes u look more ignorant...how about instead of conforming to the stereotype of a "stupid american" u actually say something intelligent instead of bashing another country just because they have different beliefs...jesus christ we're all human beings..." "yeah: shadup ya gaddup terrorist."
- French army rwns us all