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790 for j0rkeh

Says the pokemon master here.

Holy shit some of that shit looks crazy.

Yeah it sucks. People still call my grandmother for what she owes and she's 80 years old. I owe some money myself. (about 5000) but fuck them. I'll pay it when I can.

3 years for pot? what the fuck, impossible.

What the fuck is up with so much time for dumb shit? I have 2 gun chargers assault, first degree armed robbery and all types of shit and only went down for 2 months. my 6 year sentence was suspended. I had to do a 10 month program too. and I got 2 years probation which I finish on may. You guys getting years and shit for some petty stuff. Maybe it's because I was 16-17? I know if I would've been 18 I would've gone down.

She didn't call over the nuggets she called because they refused to give her money back. I would've been fucking pissed myself. I would have demanded to talk to a supervisor or something rather than call 911. Maybe she did and it didn't work. However she wasn't retarded or stupid for claiming what's rightfully hers.

People better learn how to fucking defend themselves.

It's funny how that eagle doesn't even look hungry, he's just throwing goats off cliffs because he's a fucking BOSS.

If I was that fucking sore for no reason, I'd hit the doctor asap.

http://www.efukt.com/2393_Watermelon_Fucker.html

hahahahaha

wtf is he saying?

I saw that coming.

That's a fucking Mexican, looks nothing Asian. That videos was disgusting.

No because I don't want her to fart in front of me.

lol

Wow I can't believe people would pay that fucking much, I wouldn't pay shit. As a matter of fact I would probably bid 3 mil in monopoly money.

DON'T YOU WALK OUT THAT DOOR

I have a sociology major. In my opinion these kids committed the murders because they had RECESSSSS PUIFFFS CEREAAAAAAL FOR BREAKFASSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Good thing I have no brothers/sisters or you guys would fuck me up.

I beat niggers on a daily basis. Now some of you may thin I'm joking, but seriously I do.

It is.

I've never been caught, though I've never really seen my mom except for like 2 times in the last 10 years. Moms must have some type of jerk off radar or something. I got caught fucking this girl about 3 years ago though and EVERYONE ( aunts, uncles, cousins) decided to fucking visit that day. My room door was slightly open and my grandmother being insane busted in my room smashing my bed with her cane telling the chick to get out. My aunts had to take my grandmother out telling her there was nothing there (chick was hiding under the covers). After they left my room my aunt was like "DONT DO IT AGAIN" lol. It was so fucking embarrassing. Also the condom broke that day so it was a shitty day.