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  1. For some reason it's "You Don't Remember, I'll Never Forget" by Yngwie Malmsteen.
  2. You ejaculated after the 15 seconds of her sucking it, and she was spitting out your sperm, because she wasn't leet, and she doesn't swallow.
  3. WtfOwned posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Death is fun. =) I guess, it might not be fun for the person who's dead, but they're dead, so they don't know, or care, that they're dead. You know why? Because they're dead. I've seen all of those vids anyway, putting them all together doesn't make them any better =/
  4. WtfOwned posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    /agree
  5. Zomgz0rz one of the proxies works! Now I can look at teh pr0n in school :naughty:
  6. Even though raging the kids on DoD:S was fun, I'd still have to say that raging the kiddies on Robosex9k server on CS:S is so much easier lol.
  7. My school blocked all those sites lol. Except for the FreeHaven one, but it restricted the download. Guess I'm stuck with Minesweeper =(
  8. Best bands evar As I Lay Dying Cradle of Filth Arch Enemy Killswitch Engage Disturbed Children of Bodom And some more. Metal for teh LIFE! There's also a really cool Californian local band, called In This Moment.
  9. WtfOwned posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    R.I.P. -CottonMouth66- :happysad:
  10. lmao! That's great... I call the ****** who gets taken on the ship by the white man! =D
  11. Did you guys see that shirt on tshirthell.com about it? I figure if I buy it I'll immediately be killed. lol I'll link it later, school comps won't let me on the site.
  12. o rly? Please continue.
  13. WtfOwned posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Welcome to the internet. That's older than Jesus
  14. WtfOwned posted a post in a topic in Flames
    I see grammar and spelling has passed you by, Elton.
  15. WtfOwned posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    This is like the 9000th thread from a noobie kid just joining the forums trying to get e-points. /fail These are getting old.
  16. The one with the fly, I think was pretty funny. I didn't even watch the Super Bowl, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. =) Tostitos commercials are ftl btw.
  17. WtfOwned posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    My friend is all Emo, because his girlfriend just left him, and he was talking about how he wants to kill himself. He has a replica of a Glock, same weight and size, and I told him that he should spray paint it black, and set up a video camera across the street, so I can pick it up later and put the video on the internet. I told him he should call the police, and ask for the S.W.A.T. team, because there is a terrorist in his house, with explosives on his chest. Aftermaybe an hour so (So the camera doesn't stop recording) of being on the phone with the police, playing the role of the terrorist, that he should take the glock, and run out of the house screaming he would blow himself up. Hopefully the S.W.A.T. team would have unloaded their MP5 mags on him by then, and his body ould be filled with nine millimeters of lead every inch or so. I of course, after watching it on the news, would go and take the recorder, edit it, and put it on the internet. And that's when I decided. There are much better ways to go, so I'd wrap razor wire around my neck, super glue my head in my hands, and jump from an overpass, so my decapitated body hurls towards a semi. :dunno:
  18. WtfOwned posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    I already tried AIM express, I was searching Google the entire hour, because our teacher got into a car accident, and was on the phone the whole time. A lot of the sites listed above are blocked by my school, so Idk which ones it will let pass. Anyway, if none of those work, I'll try blocky's idea. If you're trying to eff me over, because it's true, I am pretty much computer retarded, it's just a school computer lol. I'll deal with it. I'll update Monday, if anybody really cares. <3
  19. WtfOwned posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    lmfao! That's some sadistic stuff. You're fucked up lol.
  20. WtfOwned posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    A) I do my work, and am passing the class. B) After I finish my work, because it's easier than shit, I'd like not to sit there and do nothing. You have three posts, all of which are useless. Commit suicide LOSER :wow: :wow:
  21. WtfOwned posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    ZOMG. I must be fucking retarded..lol Why didn't I think of that? I'll bring it on Monday, and see if it works.
  22. WtfOwned posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    =/ Thanks, now I have to kill myself.
  23. WtfOwned posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    So, basically, I'm looking for an instant messenger. I used to use one, I don't remember the name, something like ai-buddy or something. I can't download anything here, so it needs to be an internet ap. Getting sick of sitting here doing nothing in comp class, so if you guys can help me out, it would be much appreciated. <33
  24. WtfOwned posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Gotta love how my school will let me on the myg0t forums, but won't let me go to google. =(. What a democracy..
  25. Worked for me. =D +1 e-point.