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lol wut?

You're no grammatical genius either. =)

Good thing nobody spells border that way then, huh?

The guy has two fist names.

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I laughed at the "lolololololololololololololololol" part. Rest was ***gotry.

"The teacher, Gillian Gibbons, who is serving a 15-day sentence for insulting Islam, was moved from the women's prison near Khartoum for her safety." Seriously? lol@Islam.

Fucking horrible, sir. Fucking horrible.

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I lawled. Also, I'm sick of Denzel Washington. So fuck his projects.

I thought Assassin's Creed was the shit. I assume the experience is the same on PC as it was on Xbox 360.

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QFT. I don't understand why people even try. As if the President doesn't know people don't want a war. Like he somehow hasn't noticed his 30 whatever percent approval rating. A bunch of guys walking back and forth with pickets only works for the UAW.

I went to the midnight showing with a couple friends on Thursday. It was a lot better than I thought it'd be. Figured since every main character is now dead leading into the 4th movie it'd be full of fail. Was the opposite though =D

Posting for post count. EL OH EL!

Here are a few I found funny. I'm spending the day at my girlfriend's after work, so no costume for me. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a130/Jpwikid/pic1126.jpg http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a130/Jpwikid/bloodytamponninja.jpg http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a130/Jpwikid/banana.jpg http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a130/Jpwikid/ballsy_halloween_costume.jpg

Saw wasn't really all that original. Se7en did that shit in the 90s, just based on the deadly sins. He still graphically murdered people in pretty ridiculous ways. Aside from that, I did like the new Halloween movie. It was pretty much a movie about abstinence seeing as how every couple having sex was killed. Moral of the story: you have sex, you die. I did think that a background on Myers was a pretty cool addition. It's cool to see how different people think that a character came to be. We all probably had our own thoughts. Someone above said he seemed to come from a stable family. Rob Zombie obviously thought otherwise and showed how he thought that Myers' life started out. I just think it was cool to see another person's perspective and to see a classic horror movie redone for the new century.

Nope, I fap fap in the living room. I was once caught having sex in the basement, though. Apparently my parents are ninjas, because I didn't even hear the door open. Then again, I wasn't really paying much attention to whether or not the door was opening, I was in the middle of secks, and they weren't expected to be home for several more hours.

Failure fills this thread to the very top.

I was thinking about it, but in the long run I'm pretty sure it'd cost me more money to sue them than I'd get back. Plus, I was looking on the BBB, and they have a horrible reputation anyway, I don't think my case will change much.

Reffing ice hockey is where it's at. 25 bucks an hour. I remember my first job =) I was a porter at Metro Powersports. I worked full time over the summer making 7.50 an hour to make motorcycles, atvs, quads, and blasters look pretty. Sat in the garage and prepped bikes. Got fired for "stealing" because something we didn't even have in stock was missing. After I was gone, they found out it was Rob, a ****** mechanic, and I don't think they even did anything about it. =/ Any job where you're able to get tips is win though. The whole "money on top of money" thing is pretty nice. Even if you're doing pizza delivery and making 5 extra bucks a night because you were only able to do two runs, that's still 5 more dollars than you'd have. I never had to even touch my actual checks because I spent all my tip money.

I was going to put Nader on there, but he really has no chance. lol. Green Party will never occupy the White House.

Even though the election isn't for a while, Hell even the primaries aren't for a few months, assuming that they could all win the primary elections, who would you be voting for? The other poll was epic fail. Post who you'd vote for, with reasons why, and any political jargin you have.

I'm working on inventing transmission contacts, so when I wear my contacts I don't need sunglasses.

Slipknot sucks more than Jenna Jameson. However, to contribute to the thread, I'd say Wait and Bleed, Duality, and Before I Forget are probably the best out of the shit they've produced. You'd think with 8 members in your band you'd sound pretty decent. Instead they have a clown pounding on a keg. =/