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  1. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a130/Jpwikid/Calledit.jpg Who called it? Who?!
  2. Best one evar. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a130/Jpwikid/gonorrhea.png No competition, kthnxbai.
  3. If you know that nobody does requests, why even post? Didn't bother clicking the link, because you already know I won't use it for anything. Waste of everyone's life. Epic phail.
  4. WtfOwned posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Going to college next year. Taking this year off of school to work and save up money. Haven't decided where I want to go yet, but I'll be doing Radio/Television Broadcasting.
  5. hi

    WtfOwned posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Generally we start out with initiation. In order to join this clan, you have to record yourself tracking down a decent looking woman you've never met before, and then molesting her. Once you're finished, you have to shoot your load on her chest or face, then spell "myg0t owns me" out on her face, but drawing in the ejaculate with only your penis. After pictures and videos have been hosted and posted (Dr. Suess baby) the members of the myg0t clan will rate your performance. Most performances are based on: Whether you were wearing a party hat. How long you took to rape. Literacy (IE Spelling correctly on the woman) Once reviewed by the members, you are either accepted or told to do something else if you've failed. The second option is usually anal intercourse with your mother or sister, or oral sex with your father. Again, pictures or video must be provided. If you've failed yet again, I'm afraid all chances are lost, and you're better off going to 4Chan, where they only require you to be a moron. Yw.
  6. "TELL ME WHY 2 COPS JUST ROLLED UP ON MY HOUSE -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- fuckign french neighbours called in a sound complaint on me" You answered your own question.
  7. For Jedi, since Imageshack hates him. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a130/Jpwikid/wouldyouII.jpg
  8. Put white flags all around his house. And deodorant on his door step.
  9. You know the deal by now. Once again, all is not an option. I personally find 6 to be the hawtest. http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/4025/wouldyouiidx6.png
  10. Updated. http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/9357/desktopde4.png
  11. Four is the least bangtacular imo. Her face doesn't do it for me. Hottest to.. Not hottest. 2, 5, 3, 6, 1, 4. Had trouble with 5 and 3, but that's how I rank them.
  12. I like 2, because she's a cutie pie, and she has decent sized bewbs. Therefore I choose her!
  13. These are friends of friends. Long story short, my friend Matt lives in Ann Arbor, where University of Michigan is. Lives by Frat houses with a few guys from work. House next door is all chicks. They call themselves the House of Vagina, even have shirts for it =D. Anyway, there was a party, so they all went over there. Bunch of friends of friends and so on.
  14. New idea! Just thought it up today. Which would you fuck!? All of them is not an answer. You may only choose one. http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/5771/wouldyoukg9.png
  15. Sigh.. Never eat and come to this place. Ripping my eyes out of my skull.
  16. On a further note, in the link I posted, does anyone know what that mod is?
  17. WtfOwned posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    You're a 46 years old on myg0t forums. You work for 7.50 an hour at Radio Shack. You're fat, balding, and single. You're one to talk about "owned".
  18. WtfOwned posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Of course you think Widsor's nice, you get to stare at Detroit falling apart right across the river. Civil war in Sudan is more appealing visually.
  19. WtfOwned posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Epic failure. Epic. Failure.
  20. lol@double posts. Leo's stuff has always made me lulz, but I think my favorite rage moment was the kid who blocked the guy in the vents in CS:S. His name in game was Gayest ***gt In The World or something. Video is funny every time. Ps. Jedi, that was epic. Edit - Found the video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4kz3gavpEw
  21. WtfOwned posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Good thing you won't be here long. =D Can't see your surviving any longer than a month. 8 posts in and I already hate you. Won't take much longer for everyone else to, William.
  22. WtfOwned posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    [5] No pointless threads. Pointless threads that will be deleted: introduction threads, pwned.nl immitation threads, fake cake threads, and so on. Read the rules, dick lips.
  23. WtfOwned posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Gay. Did the fucking puzzle 90 times and it won't give me any ink. Staring at 90 predrawn lines.. Fuck this, tbh.
  24. SIG LOL! Would prefer text like the one on Shibby's, with the shadowing and all that fun stuff. Ty in advance.<3