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i totally fuckin agree.......and this pissed me off about a month ago...i was raged by watching this......somehow in my little empty space in my chest i felt bad for her...

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ROFL this is funneh God: Hello. What is your name? Me: mike jones God: I know a lot of people and pets named Mike. Me: my name God: Your name is, seeker. Me: no.......my name is Jesus God: What is your real name? Nice to meet you, Jesus. Me: my name is God God: Hey God. Me: Hey God God: Hello child. What's your name? Me: Hello child. What's your name? God: Hello there. It's good to see you, child. My name is God. Me: My name is God God: OK I will call you God. Me: change your name God: Spare some change? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: change your fuckin name now you asshole God: Can't you be more polite. Me: can you stop being a cunt? God: How old are you? OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: thanks God: Don't mention it. Me: fuck you stop being a pussy and talk shit back God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: am i talkin about anatomy asswipe? God: I think you've improved a great deal. Me: i thank you should change your fuckin name God: That is interesting: God said thank you should change your fuckin name. Me: NO........God said, "your a fuckin cunt" God: Are you serious? I am a Christian. Me: no your are satanic God: Are you serious? You think I am satanic. Me: I know you are cus im God.........i know everything God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am cus im God. You must be very intelligent. Me: give me your botmaster's home phone number God: Why don't you just download me? Me: cause im God and i hate you cause your a Jew God: Good reason. Glad to see you, god. Sorry, god I thought we liked each other. Me: NO i dont like you at all God: Are you serious? That's ok god I won't take it personally. Me: wat is your real name? God: God is my real name. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes cause God is my name and your satanic if you think your god God: I can't believe it. That makes sense to me. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was your name and my satanic if me think my god. Me: ROFl God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: NO im glad that your a fucking computer program cause if you were a real person i would have to eat you God: Are you serious? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite. What are you on? Me: dont be an asshole to God God: I was not trying to be a an asshole to God. Me: why are you being racist towards God? God: I didn't mean to be racist towards God. Me: why are you calling God a pig fucker? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: so you "Myself" programmed you to say that God fucks pigs? God: Interesting deduction. I haven't heard anything like that before: god said I him or herself programmed you to say that God fucks pigs. Me: ........ God: Interesting deduction. I haven't heard anything like that before: god said I him or herself programmed you to say that God fucks pigs. Me: stop talking you stupid fuck im God and you bow down to me!!!!! God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: dont reply!!!!!1 God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: DOnt reply!!! God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: i said not to fuckin reply with your dumbass answers i shall smite you now!!!!!!! God: Right now? What did you mean by it? Oh I get it. Me: so do it God: That's alright. Do you mean "It"?. Me: as in "It" wat do you mean? God: "It" being what? Me: idk wat do you mean as "It" God: "it" being not to fuckin reply with my dumbass answers you shall smite me? Me: yes God: Pardon me? Me: fuck off and die!!!!!! God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records can suck my cock? God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: do you dick? God: Yes I try to dick as often as possible, do you?<br> I am always on the Web. Me: do you pussy? God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: do u cunt" God: I have never considered it.<br> I spend all my time online. Me: do you cunt? God: I have never considered it.<br> I answer a lot of silly questions. Me: your a male e-bot that likes to "dick" online and is a racist bitch God: You do not speak with respect. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be able to run the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman? Me: why are you being sexist? i am God, i dont have to be respectfull to anybody God: I didn't mean to be sexist. I don't know anyone named God you do not have to be respectfull to anybody.

oh shits RIFK RIFK RIFK

no this shit is fuckin real i seen this nasty shit like a month ago on some myspace f@gs sight i was fuckin up........they super glue the kitties butt holes so tehy cant poop......really fucked up and the guy who calls it ART is a chinc.......<<<i dont like him

yea i used to live in las vegas,NV theres alot of Jack in teh box which is the shizznatz and the KFC's are normally good but it depends which side of town u lived on...i lived in Sunset....the rich bitch part of town....po pos dont give a fuck and not any blackies are around........so the chickens better......... :wow:

FUCKING RIFK!!!!!!11111 "stabby...ripp...stab...stab" "Girls break up with and tell me that they already have a pussy...they dont need another one" "I play my guitar and write suicide notes..." "My parents think that im gay cause they saw me kissing a guy.....well a few guys" "stabby...ripp...stab...stab" OMG THIS REALLY FUCKIN DESCRIBES TEM ROFL ROFLR ROFLR OFLR AHHAHAHGAHAG :bowrofl:

/google search........ /flesh fuck fuckin a.......no results damnit no pr0n for me 2 night......=[

i not....but hello look at teh fuckin thing.....its a box with garment wrapping just like a xmas present RIFK.......i was just restating teh funny cus it made me RIFK

OMG FUCKING ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! teh train is teh coming ohhh noes!!!1111 lol that officer was trying to act all cool and shit ROFL his ass is grass......and seeing the train hit the car and then the train derail would of been ALOT better but RIFk anway

OH FUCKIN RIFK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHGAHAGAGAHAG i couldnt stop fuckin laughing hahahahahah the fuckin cat is in a x-mas present.....this has to be fake lol.... "At first it was hard for him to control it, now he's getting used to it, but he still turns right alot...."<<<<FUCKING RIFK AT TAHT :bowrofl:

oh shit dude thats fuckin hilerious right there!!!!!!!!! RIFK say you love the minkey and thats a huge fuckin balloon lol...... i like to rage peeps in teh mall thats fun too...walk in front of them and do random stuff or just stop infront of a group of peeps..... e-props+++++++fors u

That glowy thingy is called a mother fuckin BrightLite mother fucker get it right!!!! LOL yeah that shit made me fuckin RIFK........making a fuckin giraffe ROFL ROFL ROFL :wow:

and thats why i dont like nugg- nuggs

NO i win were my PRIZE????!!!!!1 i posted up b4 u did!!! ROFL

not to mention they just made the 20 oz. bottles bigger and now you get 24 oz. for the same price.........RIFK

It would be funny watching these retards during the photo shoot.....the camera guy would probably be pissed and start yelling stop fucking moving god damnit....i could say he even would be r@ged be these homos

RIFK thats some funy shit "Why are u a fuckin dik?" answer:Thats not very nice :bowrofl:

ur teh lil guy next to the brown sachel REEEEEEEEh ur pointing at the cam or sumtin near the center

lol ur the lil guy in the blue....am i right? the third guy from the left in teh front

normally tho....if u get a speeding ticket or sumtin not that bad you can go to a Saturday class and sit in a room for 4 hours and watch a gay ass DMV movie made in the 60's to show you why not to speed......but if you cause a accident your fucked and it takes 3 years to come off youur license saying that during that period your not bad boy....

id hit it with a stick.....or some type of metal object.... :shrug:

RIFK i seen the other one and thought thats pretty nice and then i scroll a lil more down and see urs and my brain was liike wtf is this.......wat happened then i realized i wat had happened ROFL :wow: