Mortificator

w00t cocksucker alert!

no its not...

OH NOES! OMP SAID SOMETHING! I BETTER LAUGH! COZ HE IS TEH KEWLEST GUY!

skateboarding's gay

Hmm, whats kidna funny but also LAME as hell,... is teh following: in elevators you've got those sensors to see if someone's betweet teh doors... simply slide a piece a cardboard or paper between it (usually there's a small area between the sensor and the doors, so a piece a paper fits perfectly. And voila, elevator doors wont close, elevators wont move, ppl raged + when people see an elevator with open doors they always run to it, before it "closes" :D takes them a while to find the piece a paper though...

. hey dipshit, since when do laser beams move in curves?

after that, they choke a few times,... and die because there was an air bubble in the shot,... causing a heartfailure,.... Jippie, another fucking heoine junk dead! huray, damn right i just stick to weed,... since it's legal here,... i dont complain...

ehehehe just came to my mind,... Creating crosshairs which are outlined wrong :D would be fucking funny to see noobs seriously AIMING at someone and always shooting like 2 meters to the left of them :D

THERE ARE MAGIC BULLETS! YOU GO HIRE THE MOVIE, "WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT!" LOOK AT THE DUM DUMS! tssk no magic bullets stfu fag, shut face@!

i knew hobbits were evil!

norton corporate doing shit,...

hopefully u get assraped!

Fuck Im bad. this motherfucker actually plays such games?

you need another reason to hate asians?

yeah, heard that from a jew,... apperently only jews get that crap

Also stunned eh?

ps,... THINK IDIOT THINK! 56k modem, 85kb/s.... THINK THINK THINK! why does your kind of people (the fucked up ones, retarded, morons) need to have an idication,.... instead of reading and thinking, hmm i think he's being sarcastic.,... NOOOOO fuckers like you cant do that anymore,... too dumb

imagine it saying; "Do I make you Horney baby?" [Austin Powers] sure as hell turns me on,......

Seems you failed to burrow urself at that age :( we all feel the pain...

no shit idiot, and you are toooooo retarded to see such sarcasm from a foot away of ur screen?

wtf? got 56k modem?

hehehe, people like her should be found dehydrated, cold but found by a bum and raped and cut to pieces!! and then found by the cops

seems like they overcooked that mofu!

i jerked off at that smiley

hmm think pandora tomorrow is good,... havent played multi yet, since im in need of a fucking cd key for it,... if you have one, plz msg me!