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  1. lol, Gunther got nocked the fuck out. He sure touched his tra la la. Ding ding. (dong)
  2. I thought the Irony was meant to be most of us believe we evolved, while an idiot believes he didn't evolve. *shrug* (Not my opinion, just a translation of what the image means from a possible POV) The reason above me is good too tho.
  3. When I said I wanted some more pepperoni...
  4. Ass999 posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Surely that's "aiding and abetting what are probably illegal minded pedophiles" or something such similar? He's got balls as said, I give him that.
  5. I guess when the engineers were first experimenting with bridge stress tests. they were going along with the average human being and the average car, rather then the average 50 stone american and their humvee/tank, I'm surprised their bloated bodies didn't plug the river further downstream the flood the city, could have created another new orleans, except that people who someone gave a shit about might die that time omgz. :O Really though? meh I dunno im just some random dumbass. I'll take a wild stab in the dark and guess at some sort of weather or water damage to the supports around the central area of the bridge.
  6. rofl what a dumbshit. I'm thinkin a sort of Japanese Mr Bean. Did he not think maybe it's time to brake to a stop?, ya know, after about the first 10 kids bounced off the bonnet, lmfao. If only we had vid, woulda been 10 times the ownage of whathisface's classic battlefield jeep rampage siggeh. Life can play the funniest shit on people.
  7. lol at the single white mother aged 14 with the black kid, so typical. "I come from the area of Derby directly next to Allenton, the place where these girls come from. And to be honest, the whole area has gone to hell. " Oh shit thats just up the road from me D: Yeah the place has gone to hell tho for sure, it's funny how all of a sudden everythings shitty as soon as you step into allenton, basicly an invisible border that everyone can see, used nappys blowing around the street, burned out cars, n stuff.
  8. Ass999 posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Way to go and own yourself after someone already called you a lying sack of shit. OMG r you going to come back and complain? Will that be yu0r completly final last post ever ever?
  9. Ass999 posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Ahahahahaha, I like how, the furthur to the left you go, the fatter the bitches get.
  10. I'm laughing so hard right now. <3 MasterVampire
  11. Ass999 posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    K, I'll consider donating if your shitty church... Let's people stand on the paraphet and shout their demands, e.g kill the niggers, burn the jews, let's start a holy war etc... Adds new more interesting people to use to enter the church, such as kuu klux clan members, muslims, terrorists, oh wait same thing, and nazi's, gimps, hookers... Makes it so it says Myg0t ownz Church of fools on all the walls. Renovates the bottom floor into a weed smoking den. Builds a giant monkeynuts machine in the main passageway for worshippers. Who's assuming you're a chistian? You spend time in a church for it's actual purpose, a virtual one at least, and you go round asking people for money, nuff said.
  12. Ass999 posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Yeah I gonna get ps3!!, oh wait, no ps3 games yet. I'll just have to wait until people are selling ps3 games, by which time, the overpriced ps3 I bought is will be getting sold at a far more reasonable price anyway. Fair enough I guess if your filthy rich and wanna play ps2 and ps1 games s00per fast!111one
  13. Woah, nice.
  14. HA, someone fetch me a large key