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  1. D posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    also, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN YOUR SIG? Srsly, I mean fuck...
  2. D posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    If this post is legit, then one huge, glaring mistake you made was posting this shit on this site. This forum is only half a notch up from 4chan. Luckily for you, I came across it. Regarding your progress: I'm gonna say it now to get it out of the way. Without you realizing it, you pushed yourself into the friendship zone. Now don't dwell on trying to win her over again, accept the mistake and learn from it. If a girl is into you, she's not gonna talk about her sex life to a guy she wants to fuck. Also, sounds like your date went on too long. Girls aren't as turned on with a guy they spent a lot of initial time with as opposed to the guy they just can't seem to get enough of, ya dig? There are many things I could tell you, but all that needs to be experienced and learnt first-hand for it to truly sink in. There are two main pieces of advice I can offer you. The first one (and I'm not fucking kidding around here) is to let a female friend take you to a gay bar or worse yet (or better, it depends how you look at it) a gay club. As Chris Rock once said, "Every time a man talks to a woman, he's basically saying 'Nice shoes, you want some dick?' or 'I like your earrings. How 'bout some dick?'" In a gay club, you will be hassled to no end by desperate faggots tryin to get their asses pumped, or vice versa. You will truly understand how women feel on a daily basis. Second, never let a woman you like feel as if the date (or any sort of interaction you have with her) revolves around her. Don't be afraid to say "Hey, I'm actually kinda busy, let's talk later," or "It's getting late, I have work in the morning." Be a man, that's what she's looking for in the first place. I'm not claiming to be an expert. If I was, I wouldn't have much of a life.
  3. D posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    I'm still struggling to find the perfect combination of veggies and meat and carbs to yield such results. Happens only once in a blue moon. Yesterday as a matter of fact.
  4. D posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    truth be told. which in turn prevents (or at least discourages) them from going outside to be around people, which is the best thing to do. a vicious cycle.
  5. D posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Jimbob.
  6. if you don't get a life. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hos8Buwd4WE&feature=related
  7. Microsoft really should have learned better by now from...themselves. Or Valve.
  8. snoo snoo the asian mos def
  9. I haven't laughed so hard in so long.
  10. D posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    why the fuck did this make the news?
  11. D posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    god that brings back memories
  12. D posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Where the FUCK did you get that sig??
  13. D posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    good bassline
  14. sorry, i was running on 3 hours of sleep when i typed that. he is indeed not closeted
  15. what the hell... why the fuck would... i mean shit... how...? is this guy a closeted homosexual?
  16. D posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    you are well educated.
  17. D posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    as far as my understanding of that situation goes, the bands do get money, just not a whole lot from record sales.
  18. D posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    bear grylls is a goddamn fraud
  19. D posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    what the fuck is that in your sig?
  20. no shit. my own little brother has thrown a shit fit over something video game related. faggotry is gripping the world in a way that i've never seen before, it's scary
  21. D posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    first off, from a govt site I pulled up a while back (too lazy to find link), it says THC will stay in your body anywhere from 1-30 days. it varies considerably because of metabolism, how much you smoke, etc. If you don't smoke that often, exercise, and have a fast metabolism you just MIGHT be good in under a day. That said, DON'T give them your first piss of the day. Drink lots of water. Oh, and try running like a mother fucker today. Work out. Check your PM, I have a bit more info for you.
  22. D posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    the iphones aren't so bad, they're lots of fun and useful for busy people. that said, they were too fucking expensive when they first came out, and now they're at the price they should have been since the fucking start. i'd get one if apple stopped being gay, dropped the price and started selling them through other carriers.
  23. D posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    he did it because he sucked, his movies sucked, and so did his martial arts skills. oh wait, he had none.
  24. D posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    what makes the rage that much more hilarious is that valve took all the ideas from the L4D forums to make the game better, and put them into the new game without warning. Seriously, this is the BIGGEST cockslap by Valve EVER.
  25. that black chick is hot