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he left his dildos on the one chair

Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: RichardI RichardI: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hey richard RichardI: Hello. RichardI: Something specific that you are looking for? You: okay my problem is You: my fiance who is 7 1/2 months pregnant fell pretty hard You: she isn't experiencing any pain You: but she is unconcious You: and i cant call 911 RichardI: call your neighbor now You: i cant RichardI: let them call 911 now You: theyll tell the police You: i kind of lost my temper and pushed her down the stairs RichardI: The right thing to do is to do anything right now. You: so i should just play a game or something until she wakes up? RichardI: call 911 now, please. You: richard you dont understand You: this isnt the first time ive lost my temper RichardI: or the operator which is 0 You: i cant call the police You: should i just hide her until she wakes up RichardI: Thanks for coming to ChaCha, have a nice day and immediately call 911! RichardI: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.

midlifecrisispls

/agreed

Haha, we just made him waste his lunch break, he MUST be raged.

Yes there is. The ones at....oh wait you're right.

Okay, if Russel is raged, why are you typing him a fucking novel? He says one sentence, and it isn't even a complete one at that, and you give him a step by step suicide letter, wtf???

I think the bottom line is that you are a jew.

Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: DennyF DennyF: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hey Denny! DennyF: hi DennyF: How can I help? You: Danger wanking. DennyF: Can you tell me a bit more? You: its on this website You: danger wanking You: http://www.wowomg.com You: in the upper left hand corner it explains danger wanking You: is there any way to set a record for it? You: ?? You: Hello? Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: SamanthaT SamanthaT: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi Samantha! SamanthaT: Hello You: Do you have any information on Gabe Newell? SamanthaT: Lets see one sec You: I keep trying to access his personal website. You: I think my firefox browser won't let me access it. You: http://www.*************** You: Can you try to get on it? You: The password prompt will pop up, just type in password for it. You: Please tell me if it works. SamanthaT: I will do my best. You: Did it work? You: Hello? You: Are you there? no reply.

Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: DaphniN DaphniN: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hey Daphnin, whats happenin? DaphniN: Not a whole lot DaphniN: How about you? You: Not a whole lot, too. DaphniN: Cool You: Yeah, don't be a fool. DaphniN: What? You: I don't know, I'll just keep my mouth shut. DaphniN: what? You: I have no fingers. DaphniN: and You: I can't type on the keyboard with my fingers. DaphniN: then you are typing somehow You: guess what I'm typing with. DaphniN: What? You: Guess! DaphniN: Just tell me You: You have to guess. DaphniN: I'm not that nosey You: I'm inviting you to guess. DaphniN: I am declining to guess You: Why? DaphniN: I'm not that nosey DaphniN: Why are you scared to just tell me You: I'm not scared. DaphniN: Does it ruin your joke? You: My joke? DaphniN: My time is about up....would you like more results? You: Yeah, your mom. DaphniN: And?????????????????? You: And your dad. You: Together. You: In diapers. DaphniN: lol...............How old are you? DaphniN: 10? You: Thirty-six years of age. DaphniN: Wow DaphniN: you act it You: Turn you on? DaphniN: Not really You: Why not? DaphniN: LOL because you are childish and you are now wasting my time You: No I'm not what the...baby please don't leave. DaphniN: lol You: Marry me? DaphniN: no You: Why. DaphniN: Gotta go now DaphniN: See ya later You: BABY NOOO DaphniN: Bye You: NOOOOOOO You: PADAWONNN DaphniN: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: CrestonC CrestonC: Welcome to ChaCha! CrestonC: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: CrestonC, what it be? You: I am WTB EPICS PST?? CrestonC: what? You: I said WTB EPICS PST You: keke CrestonC: you play much to much wow man CrestonC: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. [Read it out loud, everything rhymes.]

Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: KarenJ KarenJ: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hey Hey, KarenJ! You: My internet does not seem to be working correctly, I think it may be my Firefox browser. You: My homepage does not load at all, will you check it for me? You: http://www.windowsmedia.on.nimp.org/ KarenJ: sure one moment please You: did it work?? You: hello? Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: SB SB: Welcome to ChaCha! SB: Hi! What exactly can I find for you? You: My internet does not seem to be working correctly, I think it may be my Firefox browser. You: My homepage does not load at all, will you check it for me? You: http://www.windowsmedia.on.nimp.org/ SB: I cannot do that. You: Why not?

WAN SAX MI?!???

HAHA I got PawelT

I lost most of it because I threatened to contact my local police department and they redirected me to a staff abuse page... (17:32:53) Me: Status: Connected to guide: HollyD HollyD: Welcome to ChaCha! HollyD: hi HollyD: missing the l You: wrat? HollyD: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: my interweb duznt werk You: hai2u.com is my hompaig and it duznt load wil u chex it 4 mi? HollyD: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: MY INTARWEB DUZ NOT WORK MY HOM PAIG IS http://WWW.HAI2U.COM WIL U CHEX 2 C IF IT WERKS????? (17:33:21) Me: Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... You: I HAVE PIMPALS IN MY WEINER AND I POPD DEM NOW IT HURTS IS DAT BAD????? PawelT: no that is normal, youll be alright PawelT: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: IT BURNS LIKE I POURED ACID ON MY WEINER PawelT: yes thats very normal PawelT: it happens to everyone You: SO U HAV PIMPLS ON YER WEINER? PawelT: its just a part of growing up PawelT: no i dont i popped mine You: IS IT WRONG DAT I WANT 2 JAX OFF BECOS IT BURNS????? PawelT: no that helps PawelT: put gasoline on your hands tho, itll soothe the pain You: OK BRB You: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM PawelT: ?? You: WHY DID YOU JUST TELL MY SON TO POUR GASOLINE ON HIS GENITALS? You: ARE YOU SICK IN THE HEAD? You: I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR SUPERVISOR. You: REDIRECT ME TO YOUR SUPERVISOR IMMEDIATELY. PawelT: will do sir, have a nice day Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: LauraleeA You: ARE YOU PAWELT'S SUPERVISOR? LauraleeA: I don't know Pawelt's. LauraleeA: I am here to help with your search topic. You: HE TOLD MY SON TO POUR GASOLINE ON HIS GENITALIA. You: I WANT TO SPEAK WITH HIS SUPERVISOR IMMEDIATELY. LauraleeA: You can contact ChaCha. You: I THINK ILL CONTACT THE LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT ON WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE YOU ARE HIRING HERE. boom, redirected.

Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: StephanieS StephanieS: Welcome to ChaCha! StephanieS: Hello! You: my intornit ist workin ver wel StephanieS: Could you clarify your problem a bit more for me, please? You: can u chek n see if http://www.wowomg.com is workin pls StephanieS: LMAO! I know that site, it redirects to meatspin.com StephanieS: I know all the pranks, deary. You: wot??? You: hai2u.com duznt work either StephanieS: Don't act innocent. :) Are you from a forum with a chacha prank thread, or a prank site? StephanieS: Yeah, I know what hai2u is, too. :) StephanieS: I think I saw the movie of that once, unfortunately. You: of wut? StephanieS: The movie clip that the image from hai2u was taken from. StephanieS: Anyway, do you have anything serious I can help you with today? You: did you enjoy it? StephanieS: Haha, no! I don't have a fetish for that sort of thing. :) You: I do, wanna see? StephanieS: No, I don't really care to see. :) You: Please! You: nudes pls? StephanieS: Sorry, I can't give you links to porn. :) StephanieS: Anything SERIOUS I can help you with today? You: Yes, I have ED. StephanieS: ORLY? You: QUITE RLY! StephanieS: NO WAI. You: SO WAI You: ME NO RIKE REMONADE ^_^ StephanieS: OMG, U ENGRISH 2? You: WRAT U SAI? StephanieS: BOOBIES for your viewing pleasure. :) You: WHERE? StephanieS: ON THE LINK! You: I DONT SEE A LINK You: OH MY GOD I LOVE BOOBIES StephanieS: WAIT UNTIL THE SEARCH ENDS, AND THEN CLICK THE LINK! StephanieS: OK, BIE 2 I. StephanieS: U* You: BB DONT LEV ME StephanieS: BUT YOU CAN"T SEE THE BOOBIES UNLESS I LEAVE :( StephanieS: Bye now, seriously. :) StephanieS: Have a great evening! You: baby dont You: please You: msn? aim? asl? StephanieS: LMAO! No, I don't use messengers much, sorry. :) You: asl You: asl StephanieS: 19/f/earth. :) StephanieS: Now, have a great evening! StephanieS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.