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You all know the adage "Measure Twice, Cut Once". I was recently on vacation and found a classic example of what happens when you can't interpret simple instructions: the clown measured a few times and cut the wrong line. http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/4629/measurecutvd8.th.jpg So, I went back to the Bed-n-Breakfast, got drunk and went into the hot tub. While I was contemplating the mis-cut wood, I thought I had a fart coming on that I trusted, so I gave it a squeeze and out came a load of diarrhea. Because I was already in the tub, I decided to ride the storm and get a pic for myg0t: http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/9314/themqu4.th.jpg It really stank, so I got out and left the boiling stew for a while to really stink up the room: http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/8651/swirlinvs2.th.jpg The moral is to measure your farts twice before you cut them.

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Zing first thread.

You, sir, go to a school that's ALL emo and ALL white. You must live int he heartland.

check http://www.redlightcenter.com or http://www.yetanotherpaper.com to see vids... no rage, just sex thanks to Masrad for finding e-poon

LOL at the people burning. http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20070825/greece_fires_070814/20070825?hub=TopStories I said to a greek dude in my building "Ha HA your island caught one fire" and he was all like "4 of my relatives died" and then I was all like "I guess you don't have to worry about them any more" and then he was all like "fuck you asshole"

This is coming to a "theater" near you, trust me. Go to nearest ghetto. If you don't know how to use a gun, learn.

That looked funneh to me. CS empire is new CS after coming after Source. Has old-timey and new-timey weapons.

honestly, it's so hacked it's no fun to play legit. Just wait for Counter Stike: Empire to be released.

If you folks are still considering the game you might want to be aware that there are hackers ruining every game. http://www.flashpoint1985.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard311/ikonboard.cgi?;act=SF;f=73

well, she kicked me out... http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/7448/brtitanynv3.jpg Shot at 2007-08-17

His Negress is throwing a gang sign. What it mean?

wow, just wow.

I am once again in my underwear eating captain crunch....

" i need a password username for ***security... or another pay website for hack so I can pretty much insure not getting PB, VAC banned... if not password username, a torrent would be nice, with lots and lots of seeders. I refuse to pay for hacks, its just not normal, but i do hear the pay hacks are good hacks... msot of them... if someone could give me there password username for a payhack sight i promiss not to be gay tard nub and change password or anything i just want tehh 1337 h4xsss. also if someone has the pass/user for fullrelease.com please post p.s. Holzed v1.2fixed isnt vac2 detected i hope? because im running out of 20 dollar bills here!!! Reply With Quote " I need a password (and/or?) username for ***security, or another pay-for-service website that contains hacks so that I can pretty much ensure not getting... fuck it retard.

LOLLLLLLLLL!

Welcome to BrokeBack myg0t.

You called all the way to Iraq?

RAGED. That guy was trying to be tough like Andrew Dice Clay. I pissed my pants.

I laughed my ass off. "Every night I turn myself into a werewolf" Awoooooooooooooooo!

if you like grand theft auto and you like chocolate rain... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GHGiTCMMOE

Buy a real router install better firmware read a book

I pitched a tent. Send him my way.

in case you have ADHD, note the author. http://www.amazon.com/Healing-Power-Anger-Unexpected-Fulfillment/dp/1931044821