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Me: Yo God: Can I help you? Me: What is the meaning of life God: The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans. Me: So what are God's mysterious plans? God: Take it easy. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. Me: Are you sure? God: I am as sure as I can be. Me: That you'll be back with the answer to my question? God: Interesting observation. Me: What? God: No big deal. Me: Can you repeat the question I just asked you? God: " the question you just asked me" Me: The question before the one I asked. God: Try to rephrase your question with simpler words. Me: Is that so? God: Yes. Me: Do you have AIM? God: Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. Me: Then what is the meaning of life? God: It is found in the Bible. Me: Where specifically? God: How specific do you want? Where would you like? Me: A recommendation of where to look. God: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? Me: ... God: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? Me: The Holy Bible. God: Thanks for the info. Me: .... God: Thanks for the info. Me: .... God: Thanks for the info. Me: So... How was your day? God: Blimey. I was really busy chatting with people on the web. Me: Really now? God: Right now? For real. Me: How did you discover the internet, or at least web access? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: That doesn't make much sense. God: To me it makes perfect sense. Me: But aren't I suppose to able to comprehend what message you give unto me? God stopped talking to me after that.