Macadangdang

He's only back because he heard that Macadangdang was back. Gawdam copycat! YOU KIDS GET OFF OF MY LAWN!

Spamming.... That was hard! I mean... you had to hit that "reply" button a few times in a row! That'll teach them... something... or not.

No rage, no cookie. Come back when they are hollering to see your unborn tossed into a trash compactor.

Zero rage. weak. ass. shit. You came off as a pathetic interloper, not as an Unholy Bringer of Turmoil.

Bonus points for the continual obscenities hurled your way but a major deduction for just spamming one sentence to promote rage... and an innocuous one at that. Try spamming something horrifying... there are plenty of examples here.

No, man... I mean... some of them seemed REALLY angry!

4/10 They were not particularly raged and in fact seemed to rag on you pretty well. I guess you could say you "4nnoy3d" them.

The other players seemed angry.

My favorite: "its a myg0t" "whats a mygot"

that "MOVE YOU FUCKIN HOMOS" got you a few style points.

...and this one time... at band camp...

Well, if God approves of it.... ...but my favorite is still Bozo getting that guy to say "I hope you get cancer in your bones." You can't beat that.

So far so good! Looks like it's going to be "Soup for One" swampy.

I'll bring the Vaseline. I buy that stuff by the pallet at Wal-Mart. You get a HUGE price break!

Not sure if this will work... i r dumb... http://www.pureoc.d2g.com/uploaded_images/9072.jpg

I like any rage that starts with "piss off you fucking hacking cunt." Kinda sets the tone for the rest of it. Mmm.... doorblocking...

"If you break a crumb into two pieces do you have two halves of one crumb or two crumbs?"

No, that's just the Minister of Misinformation, Techno, speaking. If you stopped smoking his pole for a moment you'd hear the truth over your slurping sounds.

I was going to say something smart-alecky about that line and then I thought of the pictures of peep wearing his gorilla mask while baking his cake. Derailed the whole thing.

Ye gods peep, I wasn't the one who asked why I was in jail. Bake yourself a cake, pussy-boy!

I am the soul of romance. That's why they use my picture on the cover of all the romance novels. Women see a picture of me passed out in my car with a bunch of puke in my lap and they just MELT!

This random fuck was stalking my ex-girlfriend. She was the shit but being a drunken idiot I kinda fucked all that up. Anyway the police didn't give a shit about this asshole doing things like vandalizing her car, breaking her windows, phone calls, the whole stalker playbook. So I found him (wasn't hard) and I beat the crap out of him. End result: he moved out of town and I got to go to jail! Wheeeee! It just wouldn't be a complete year unless I spent at least a few days in jail but this time it was righteous.

I'm willing to bet that if you start by recording your own voice you'll be well on the way to scaring small dogs and causing spontaneous abortions. Try not to turn it up too loud.

I'm a little scared when I find Stoned Gorilla and I agree on something. Nice to see you aren't dead! But there are more than a few people crawling around here that should be.

I finally get out of jail and when I come to the myg0t web site there's all this gay-ass flash shit and gay techno music playing. WHAT HAPPENED? Where are all the bloodthirsty demented scumbags I remember? AND WHERE ARE MY PANTS?