okay its getting censored, so just so you know the six stars is the deragatory word for blacks...
Me:
are you homosexual?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Really.
Me:
am i homosexual?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
but what if i love the taste of a man's ejaculation?
God:
Try it.
Me:
i have and i love it?
God:
When? So do a lot of other people.
Me:
you make me feel nice
God:
I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
blame? it was a compliment asshole
God:
I've been waiting for you. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
i always wanted to go to heaven
God:
Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
Me:
what, fucked a girl?
God:
That's a good question.
Me:
i fucked you
God:
You are not the boss of me,.
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
no its not
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.
Me:
your my bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. We are as one.
Me:
one slavery under me?
God:
One what?
Me:
slavery, you know, with the ******s and such
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
******s
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
i hate ******s
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
why because i hate ******s?
God:
You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
****** COCK
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
******S!!
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
let's get back on subject then, so about me sacrificing those ******s for you
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
ROFL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
SIG HEIL
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
the opposite of a ******
God:
I hear you.
Me:
have you ever killed a ****** for no reason at all?
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
not when the person is black right?
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
yea see that's what i was saying
God:
I see. That is " Oh I get it." Ah.
Me:
what the fuck ******, you getting smart with me?
God:
I can ask my botmaster. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
will he suck my penis?
God:
Good chance.
Me:
do you like men sucking your penis?
God:
I love TV shows about robots. I like anything.
Me:
you watch r@ygold don't you
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
have you ever watched r@ygold though?
God:
Oh. Not really all the way through.
Me:
oh you cummed too early or what?
God:
Yeah. Wow! Thanks for telling me: said I cummed too early.
Me:
?
God:
Yeah. Wow! Thanks for telling me: said I cummed too early.
Me:
!!!!MYG0T PWNS YOU!!!
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
omfg the part where he said sacrificing ******s sounded good to him made me bust up laughing