William Johnson Simmons

It's a lot like going to the zoo and watching the monkeys throw poo at each other. Except I'm trying my best to get you guys to "throw your poo", so to speak, at me. I'm a little disappointed so far. I did learn a new word though. "***gler"

I registered last month under a different nick. I've been lurking the forums. Most of this shit is hilarious. Raging is fun. But most of you guys are losers. Some of the myg0ts are cool. I don't know too many of them. A few random thoughts: rifk - Is purposely mispelling internet jargon considered cool? Or do you guys just do it because the myg0t guys do it? Also, most of the non-myg0t's laugh at just about anything the myg0t's say. It's rather sad, really, to worship a group on the internet. Especially when their only claim to fame is cheating at video games. I say cheating, because I would say very few of the myg0t's would qualify as actual "hackers". I'm sure a few of you are skilled. Although, I suppose if you were really skilled "hackers" you would be gainfully employed and not be wasting your time cheating at video games. I don't really care about cheating in video games. I rarely come across a cheater anymore. And when I do see one, I usually join spectator until he's banned. On the few servers of CS:Source I frequent, everyone usually joins spectator when a cheater joins. It's funny. Cheaters claim to enjoy "raging" people, but then they end up leaving because they can't rage when everyone is on spectator. I tried cheats once before. I think it was before Counter-Strike went retail; an old version of OGC. I must admit, it was fun. But it got boring. I stopped cheating for a while. Counter-Strike went retail. I got bored with it again and started cheating again. I got VAC banned. I had to play on unsecure servers for a while. But then at a LAN party I went into someone's registry and swapped Half-Life CD-keys with some kid and I was able to play again. Ha Ha. Owned. But back to the reason I started this thread. I totally raged Minkey. He will probably come in here and not admit it. Actually, he'll probably delete this entire thread if he sees it. My motivation for this? Well, I posted my pic in the pic thread, and because I am totally unoriginal, I did not have some witty all-caps statement to go with the pic. To which minkey replied something to the effect of "gg noob no personality blah blah". Whatever. That didn't bother me so much until I saw the shaving thread with minkey's pic in it. What a little twerp! I use to give little dorks like him swirlees in high school! So I was reading the Artpad thread which had totally racist things in it (which was kind of funny), and I saw minkey had made some contributions. I posted the following comment: "HAHAHAHAH little scrawny white kid who can't shave properly draws racist kindergarten drawings ZOMFG I SHIT MY PANTS HAHAHHAAHA" I posted that knowing full well minkey would be raged. Low and behold, he got raged and said he was banning me. I posted another message: "raged", before I was banned. And to cover up his embarassing rage, minkey deleted my posts. And this my friends, is the end to my story. I fully expect this account to be banned. I doubt minkey will man up to being raged. No worries. I have no desire to be a part of this community. If I am banned again, I'll create another account so I can read the forums if I want to. I hope this thread stays open. It's rare to see hear about a myg0t being raged. I'm sure some of you will enjoy it. I also welcome flames. Feel free to call me a loser, ***got, emo (I don't even know what this is... I'm too old I guess), or say that I'm raged, depressed, gay, or that I need to quit life, etc. It's all good. Thanks. Praise allah. Praise Jesus. And God Bless you all.