Rofl cakes,
I did this at a library and it was funny as fuck. I uploaded a couple of scripts i made to make sure i had a very fun rage. The setting is me at the library looking for help. This poor librarins dident know what the fuck was gonna happen.
Date: 9/26/05
Victim: Suzi H.
Script(s): IP Tracer, Slow script (BETA) - Still worked somehow? maybe her computer really does suck. ROFL.
Hello. Welcome to Ask a Librarian! Please wait a moment while I read your question...
Linux Help with biology
Suzi H Sorry...got cut off. what's your biology question?
Linux so why wouldent you help me :(
Linux oh
Linux we just did the mass of items as a review
Linux and im still stumped on it
Suzi H Okay...Half a sec while I see if I can find some good biology sites. High school?
Linux yes
Linux grade
Linux 10th
Suzi H Okay... Be back in a minute or two...
Linux roger, get a good job to :)
Linux ZzzZZzzzzZzzzzzZZZzzZ
Suzi H I'm still looking...
Suzi H LOL Sorry!
Linux k
Linux rofl meter |-----(-)---|
Suzi H I'm having some software problems that are slowing me down..
Linux hmm
Linux maybe ur computer suxs ass?
Linux lol
Suzi H Could be...
Linux So tell me, being a Libiran fun?
Linux i mean you do jack-shit all day
Suzi H Let's try this one and see if it is too advanced: http://www.biology.arizona.edu/
Linux kk
Linux its a little advanced
Suzi H Okay...I'm opening another to see right now
Linux okay, look for a job to :)
Linux by the way im ZeR0, nice to meet you, rofl
Linux dont you love technology?
Suzi H I figured you were from the polite greetings.
Linux Your BAD
Date: 9/27/05
Victim: Marty - Attrempt 1
Marty: Hello. Welcome to Ask a Librarian! Please wait a moment while I read your question...
ZeR0: I need to find information on the russian language.
Marty: Hi Zero, anything more specific
ZeR0: im learning the russian language and i need help on where to find information on it
Marty: Are you going to try to get the information at a public library and if so which one?
ZeR0: library, your mother, could you be more specifc?
Marty ok good luck
ZeR0: rofl
Attempt 2
Marty: Hello. Welcome to Ask a Librarian! Please wait a moment while I read your question...
Linux: having issues with biology
Marty: give me some more details
Linux: rofl, well for starters im ZeR0. Second, umm im in 10th grade and i need help with the meaning of Mass. Our teacher really wanted an explaintion on this and im stumped
Marty: ok because of your behavior in the last try I won't be able to help you this evening. good luck
Linux: wow.
Linux: your horrilbe
Linux: quit life
Marty: have a nice day and get a life
Linux roger nerd face, btw librarins are fucking idiots. All they do is put books away. Your very special. Get a job like, McDonalds, Rofl.