ThickCocks

THICKCOCKS IS TIRED OF LISTENING TO WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY, AND DEMANDS YOU CONTINUE MASSAGING HIS FEET.

you got recruited to be my footstool. now please get on your fucking knees and wrists. im tired from fucking your mother.

duke nukem is actually playing me, thickcocks

THICKCOCKS <---- ME

NATIONAL AMERICA'S BITCH DAY!

heres a better idea: stop typing and throat my penis

SUCK A FAT ONE

RAGED ***GOTS UP IN THIS SHIT.

actually jedi, i got it off the dickflash.com forums

SHUT THE FUCK UP PENCIL DICK

sure thing. but it would sound more interesting if you tried a rope around your neck and hung yourself while you told it.

AGREED. FUCK OFF.

the day I need advice from someone who is: uglier than i dumber than I has shittier grades than i is poorer than i has less experience than i is worse with girls than i has fewer prospects than i has done less with their lives than i etc is the day i need to kill myself. Just shut the fuck up, go back to your room which you rarely depart from except to go to the local fast food joint, keep going to your shitty parties where 1-4 hot girls show up and take the mediocre job you get in an "ok" town while I continue to live it up on wall st living the american dream from scratch when I could easily do nothing with my life and be a millionaire

Join Date: Nov 2007 who the fuck are you, ***got?

you mean a THICK black COCK?

if this is something you think that is funny or if you think this is a hoax, you should be ashamed of yourself. i can guarantee if you say that in public, people are going to kick your ass. on top of that, this is the prime reason why men are labeled as arrogant jackasses and you are the leading cause of it all, so next time you look in a mirror, think how much it would hurt to have your eyes gouge out and your tongue sheared off, cause quite frankly, i would do so.

Just got home and, after the obligatory wanking, had to post what happened. I was travelling home on the train and did my usual wander up the carriage until I found someone hot to possible flash to. Never know if its going to happen but always look for the opportunity. Anyway, I found this cute blonde with no-one sitting opposite so, sat opposite, laptop case across my lap and my overcoat, lsid my dick out and covered it with my shirt (was wearing jeans and a loose shirt). Anyway, she was cute so didn't take long to get aroused and then put coat on seat next to me and adjusted laptop case so she could see my erect cock undr my shirt. It didn't take long and bingo - she spotted my erection and took the bait. As the train pulled out of the station she leant her head on the side of the window, leaning in the direction that gave a better view, and half closed her eyes, enough so it looked like she was sleeping but so she can see whats going on. Anyway, I start stroking the head of my cock through my shirt and running my finger down the length of the shaft. She's watching and starts shifting in her seat, and watching VERY intently. Women do this involunatary lip tremble when they're are really aroused by whats happening and as I slid my fingers under my shirt she could see the base of my cock and I got the lip quiver - Christ I love that. Anyway this went on for 10-15 mins, me teasing her, exposing more and more of my cock, her watching, her mouth started mouthing "Go On" christ I was turned on - Then the unexpected. She gave warning by yawning, then slowly opened her eyes. Damn I thought, she's changed her mind, she picked up her magazine then started to read. Obviously I stopped and covered my cock with my shirt (but still erect and out) because there's no way I'm brave enough to flash someone when it's a blatant flash - anyway they get scared and like it less then. Then I couldn't believe what happened next. She let her overcoat fall off her leg and started laying back a bit in the seat and opening her legs. Then she slid the strap of her back onto her thigh sliding her dress up even further (see pics). Then, when she was sure she had my attention started opening her legs. Fuck, my dick was like rock and throbbing and she was loving it, giving me a taste of my own medicine. She did this for about 10 mins and when I took the photos she seemed to get even more into it, then she put her magazine down and closed her eyes again for me to finish the show. Which obviously I did, sliding my cock out fully and jacking of while she watched. That has got to rank as one of the hottest encounters I have ever had. http://upshizzle.com/pfiles/9718/photo00022_114.jpg http://upshizzle.com/pfiles/9719/photo00023_812.jpg

i dont have to throw numbers. shit just throws itself

well at least to admit to being unfortunate. cant say the same for these other thindicks

nothing but a bunch of pencildicks in this shit.

send her to my house so she can see my dick and kill herself because shes been fucking with a worthless homo the whole time.

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boo hoo hoo YOU STILL GOT DUMPED. PUSSY FUCK sucks to have a THINCOCK, doesnt it?

seriously, my earliest memory was when i got my first toy ever, it was a lifesize toy uzi, had batteries, and made sounds, there was even a place to put in oil so when you fired it, it would smoke. it came with a toy revolver and handcuffs. it was the shit.

your mother shaves me before i throatfuck the shit out of her