Everything posted by TheCheesePizza
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AUSSIE_KING IS FINALLY BANNED!!!!!
I think him getting banned is not only a good thing for us, but also for his social life. He can finally leave his parents basement without sunglasses. But probably the next step will be him just going to internet cafe's and doin the same thing everyday anyways
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mormons suck
HAHA lol lets compare http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b58/dyskexicninja/aha.jpg
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mormons suck
Which of the 5 friends you have is the one you mentioned here.
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mormons suck
If you want another reason to hate Mormons, Look up the Mountain Meadows Massacre. They are so full of shit, my aunt converted to mormonism a while back and shes tells us bullshit stories like Jesus didnt turn water into whine, He turned it into grapejuice. Yay! thanks Jesus for this bitchin juice, can i have a bendy straw? Then the koolaid guy bust through the wall at the last supper and led the Isrealites to Walmart so they could forever live with never ending low prices.
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kevin trudeau is an ass clown
I didnt think anyone else knew about that douche. Hes such a bitch for wanting to save all humanity from illnesses..lol I was so pissed when my mom actually bought the book; it's been laying on the 2nd shelf unread since the day it was bought.
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WTF @ animal abuse pics.
Animal Abuse is just fucking wrong, on the other hand it's still pretty funny to see a guy being mauled to death by a huge bear, or trampled to death by a stampede of giraffes.
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i really need help
Jewelry? lol Ive got some pretty sweet rubies but im saving them up to buy an xbox 360, just kidding, i hope you figure it out
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fuckin insects
Wow, see you did it again, you try to flame ppl who arent as socially dependent as you who sign on this forum everyday hoping to get a reply to your threads even if they still make fun of you, but still looking like a total douche.
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Nick "Cockbite" Vogeler
Wow someone woke up on the wrong side of the dildo today, and bringing up my point you're only restating your inevitable Nerdiness by posting in all capitals and the boldest font you could find. I may be a noob here but I doesn't take long to realize that everyone here hates you or wouldnt think twice about slitting your throat with a very dull and rusty knife then mailing all your entrails to your family with a Christmas Greetings post card. Seriously get a life, say what you want you're still just a nerd. You're the kind of guy in college that gets hung by his underwear upside down from a telephone pole smelling of urine and small traces of cat feces, for just showing your pizza face outside your dorm room.
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fuckin insects
I got pwned by a bee just recntly too it fucking sucked. But I paid his little friends inside my house a visit with a can of raid and a lit match. Even tho i dont have eyebrows anymore it was totally worth it.
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Nick "Cockbite" Vogeler
Oh man, you shouldve seen the footage it was beautifully composed, I had to cast Woody Allen to play myself. It was nominated for 3 Academy Awards and 17 Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards.
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People that put xfire profiles in thier sigs...
I agree, I mean ive seen some profiles where the person will have like 145 hrs of CS a week. Theres only 168 hrs in a whole week, so that rlly tells you something about their social life. They must clamp their eyes open, like in that movie clockwork orange, and be fed pure cocaine or steroids and caffeine pills thru an IV tube all week long.
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Nick "Cockbite" Vogeler
Ooooh Nice addition "you suck" excuse my while i castrate myself in my own humiliation. I'd rather have loser friends than be molested daily by the creepy school janitor, you know the one with the really long thumbnail.
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Nick "Cockbite" Vogeler
Actually its just one friend, and they only go over to play on his daddie's expensive big screen tv, and making everything in a bold font makes everyone listen to you, what a big boy
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Nick "Cockbite" Vogeler
AHa i knew i would get that, yeah i know it sounds lame Oh...and you rlly got me with that "gay" comment
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u guys suk
Oh no it sounds like you are calling a showdown...dont be such a nerd
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Nick "Cockbite" Vogeler
For the many of you who don't know this person, lemme tell you he is the biggest dick in Northern Indiana. This douche, spoke to me and my friend on msn earlier today, and asked us if we wanted to do something later after his soccer game. So I'm like ok, cool. After the game me and my friend are trying to get an answer from him, but he pretends to be afk or doing something important or jacking off. It turns out that he invited the his butt buddies from the soccer team to all play Halo2 on his daddie's big screen tv (the only reason they ever come over to his house) I don't have a problem with them being over there I mean I'm pretty cool with some of them, but chode smoker avoids us and ignores our messages. Pretty much making us look like nerds, when the only reason they come over is that damn big screen tv and Halo2 which they later will brag about pwning rlly horrible ppl the next school day. It rlly shows who your friends are when this happens, or the bitch just wants to be the center of attention with his butt-fucking cliche. I know this doesnt rlly apply to anyone but i was wondering if anyone know any fake viruses that will fuck with his comp and make him cry like the little puss he is. Now, the virus thing is just the beginning, me and my real buddies are gonna go over to his house next week and piss and egg his car and probably steal his fake plastic spinners. This may seem a little extreme for just getting blown off but this bitch has done it several times to other ppl. :gaysex: Nick is the pink bitch and metephorically the soccer team is the banana