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ppl normaly get my name right just with o's and not 0's only random things ive got before are: dameon and rotterdam or the obvious calling me maggot instead of myg0t

this post me lol for the following reasons: 1) HES NEW TO THE INTERWEB 2) you dont have to be gay to enjoy goatse :goat: 3) he cant find the edit button 4) he said "no offence" at the end hes so polite 5) :drama: i saw this while typing and it allways makes me lol

yes it is old its been lotd before

using lettered candles would be different, rules state write, are you technicaly writing on the cake? try and see what happens

same next time think about using short to the point bullet points k, did your teachers never tell its quality not quantity?

this was posted lotd about a year ago i think

you sir are an idiot, u think registering with a myg0t tag on makes you a member? to join you have to bake a cake thats the only way, then if you pass that you get added to the members list and access to all the myg0t priv stuff, posting things like that is just a good way to get banned

the DOVERs back!

These are true Telephone conversations recorded from various Help Desks around the U.K. Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one... ---------------------------------- Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck. Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ... Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry .... ------------------------------------ Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? ------------------------------- Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it! ------------------------------ Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it... --------------------------------- Customer: I have problems printing in red... Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer? Customer: No. --------------------------------- Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket. --------------------------------- Helpdesk: And now hit F8. Customer: It's not working. Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly? Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening... -------------------------------- Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer: OK Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work! ------------------------------------- Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? ------------------------------------- A customer couldn't get on the internet. Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars. ----------------------------------- Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use? Customer: Netscape. Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program. Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer. ------------------------------- Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears! ------------------------------- Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you? Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me? Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem? Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me? ------------------------------ Helpdesk: How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?

we are? and the petition was funny

http://img180.exs.cx/img180/884/forumlocky5jc.png they get raged easy

it doesn't look like you put much love into that cake

it may be your code thats unefficient check the structure of it

host source code anywhere then post the url here to it

didn't we rage allready spam the shit out of it like 4 month ago or somthing? [EDIT] yes we did im 135. [myg0t]r00tdem0n old news

OMFGWTFBBQAZQAZ SHES ONLY GOT ONE EYE!!!1111 ... oh no wait its just closed

wow father time actauly made a post that was relevant, i agree its just stupid to learn html first and think you can program the way i learnt was: pascal->bit of VB just through using access->java->asm->sql->prolog->openGL->C# and im just starting to learn .NET compact framework for programming distributed and mobile systems

no it still sounds like you dont know what your doing

im sorry you must have us mixed up with someone that gives a shit

u need to install an opengl thing for C++ that has all those type files with it, therse no point just download all the bits one by one, and by the look of that you will prob need #include "gl/gl.h" aswell. you clearly dont know what your doing so start with somthing simpler before trying to do opengl programming in c++ you have to learn to walk before you can run. P.S for openGL i use GL4Java hes the base shell code for it import java.awt.*; import java.awt.event.*; import gl4java.GLContext; import gl4java.awt.GLAnimCanvas; import gl4java.utils.glut.*; import java.awt.Frame; import java.awt.Component; import java.awt.event.WindowAdapter; import java.awt.event.WindowEvent; public class <<FILE_NAME_HERE>> { public final static void main(String[] arg) { renderCanvas can = new renderCanvas(300, 300); (new AutoFrame("GL Frame", can)).setVisible(true); can.start(); } private static class renderCanvas extends GLAnimCanvas { GLUTFunc glut = null; public renderCanvas(int w, int h) { super(w, h); } public void preInit() { doubleBuffer = true; stereoView = false; } public void init() { gl.glClearColor(0.0f, 0.0f, 0.0f, 0.0f); gl.glMatrixMode(GL_PROJECTION); gl.glLoadIdentity(); gl.glOrtho(0, 300, 0, 300, -1.0f, 1.0f); gl.glMatrixMode(GL_MODELVIEW); gl.glLoadIdentity(); // Depth testing gl.glClearDepth(1.0); gl.glDepthFunc(GL_LESS); gl.glEnable(GL_DEPTH_TEST); // Shading model gl.glShadeModel(GL_SMOOTH); glut = new GLUTFuncLightImpl(gl, glu); } // This is the main drawing routine. public void display() { //Ensure GL is initialised correctly if (!glj.gljMakeCurrent()) return; gl.glClear (GL_COLOR_BUFFER_BIT | GL_DEPTH_BUFFER_BIT); gl.glColor3f (1.0f, 1.0f, 1.0f); ////////////////////////////////////////////////////// // WRITE YOUR DRAWING CODE HERE // END YOUR DRAWING CODE HERE ////////////////////////////////////////////////////// glj.gljSwap(); // flush the buffers etc glj.gljFree(); } } } class AutoFrame extends Frame { public AutoFrame(String title, Component contents) { super(title); add(contents); pack(); addWindowListener(new WindowAdapter() { public void windowClosing(WindowEvent e) { System.exit(1); } }); } }

i allways rage poker when im bored i usualy go on pokerchamps tho, waiting till the last possible second to call is allways fun, also just going all in every hand no matter what you go preflop allways a good way to piss ppl off "YOUR DISRESPECTING THE GAME!"

im bored so heres my laptop desktop 2 http://img161.exs.cx/img161/3558/r00tdesk7sw.jpg

have u imported the right openGL code things? so u can actualy use the GL functions?

i would think that when it says visual C++ it just means C++ it wont be a combination of visual basic because thats just a visual front end to program with basic, so when it talks about visual c++ it prob just means normal c++ but there doing it in visual studio, its all just for easy of programming it makes all the windows and buttons easy to make and use instead of having to create new childs of frame classes etc. [EDIT] also the actual openGL code will basicly be the same for all the languages

lol me 2 esp when most of the time they just read the forums and think they know everything we do, when they havn't even scratched the surface