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r00fer t3h is me3h herr0

woke up sick one day.......all i had was nyquil tablets........took three and went to school........needless to say my friends at school told me i was at one point talking to a wall for about an hour.

twat were you locked up for homeslice?

did you get a penis in your vagina?

omg optimus you watch comedy central too!?!!?1!?!?1?1?!!1?1j1koneonadosn.............LIKE OH MY GAWD. and all this time i thought i was the only person on this whole entire planet to watch comedy central. geez thanks for bringing light to my life. i now see the error in my ways.

i got the idea from smoking a lot of pot....then i slid across the linoleum floor to get some capn crunch and thats when i came up with "the lazy shit"

yeah t0y break it down. bust a move. get up now get on up. now freeze!

19......domo arigato mr roboto

admins who abuse their powers on a server are ten times more annoying than any myg0t. shit back in the day when i played i used to laugh when i myg0t came to the server and then id just turn on my ogc 6.x and join in on the fun. good times good times. now cs sucks my cock

just search through your registry...your cd key is in there somehow...then edit the registry and change a number

i dont know man........having 0932480923 super models sucking my cock 24 hours a day sure doesnt get old to me.

the uber cake baker will hack your gibson and download your garbage file o.0

i dont know guys.......if i had such a hot girlfriend who gave me 3 blowjobs a day and gave me sex whenever i wanted it, I SURE AS HELL WOULD NOT BE WASTING MY TIME IN HERE WITH YOU FUCKERS. wait who am i kidding...this is the internet and i have total anonymity. so lets see.... OMG I HAVE 10398013 SUPERMODEL GF'S WHO SUCK MY DICK 24 HOURS A DAY AND I HAVE THE BLING BLING AND A FAST CAR AND A BIG HOUSE AND I AM THE UBER PWNAGE AND YOU ARE ALL PEASANTS AND IM ITALIAN, GERMAN, SCOTTISH, POLISH, SPANISH, BRAZILIAN AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER SHIT THAT NOONE CARES ABOUT. OMGOMGOMG IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE ON THE INTERNET

omgomogmomogmomgom!@!11!! i can download naked pictures of your mom into my brain from kazaa w00tness

hey fuckers just reply with "k" and shut yer cake holes k

oh yeah and ill be learning jsp for the next two weeks

lol i know vb, c++, asp, java, html, visual c, and can do databases etc. not very advanced of course but i can hold my own.

watching your emoticon is more interesting than this. people still play counter strike? or any half life mod for that matter? its old people. time to move on to hl2, q3, ut2k4, bfv, or just go out and rage people irl.

wtf is this shit? i read the title and was expecting pics of hot hooters girls! not some long ass story. i cant believe i read that. now im going to stick my willy wonka in your chocolate factory

ill take dead dog number 2 for 500 dollars

AT LEAST its ok because he ate a subway

soad anyone? oh and drowning pool

yeah surviving on yer own isnt really hard. unless yer a dumb fuck who has no education cuz he got his gf pregnant in highschool and had to drop out to watch the kid and now he cleans the toilets at taco bell for 5.15 an hour *plays the smallest violin in the world just for you*

uh daze obviously fiction does so shit on you

fuck you whore i work and ive bought everything i own...my car, my apartment, my clothes, my internet, my phone, my computer. EVERYTHING. SO YOU can suck my cock