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This is actually a very innovative method. I have tried a similar version- tk'ing, then when I get turned into a bomb, chasing my team-mates- or in WC3 mod servers, going as Vampire, using the old exploit to get your skill up to maximum, then doing the suicide bomb that kills everyone within ten meters, and following them all. It's hilarious to watch everyone scramble when they see you coming!

Life is like a rollercoaster. Sometimes you're in a low, other times you're on a high. I'm going through a low now, but I see a high coming over the next few months. The key is riding out the lows and making the most of the highs. If you can do that, life will be grand. So stop being emo and have a wank. You'll feel better.

Haven't seen it here, although it's bound to have been posted before. If it has, sorry for the repost. If not, don't watch this. It beats goatse, tubgirl, and lemon party. This is the new shock video of the internet. This is seriously fucked up. So don't watch it. You've been warned. http://www.cupchicks.com

I ticked legal for all of them, then I realised it wasn't asking me "would you like her to be legal?". Oh well.

If you want to take it slow good on you. I'd be genuinely surprised if anyone on this forum has slept with more women than I have, but that doesn't make me cool or more straight than anyone else. Do it romantically, like they said- cheap but fun. Walks on the beach at sunset, movie at home when nobody is around, on the couch snuggled under a blanket, hot-pools/spa somewhere that no friends/relatives are likely to turn up. It's all about the atmosphere. A nice setting will make you both feel magical. Good luck, and remember to wear a condom- there are a lot of nasty diseases out there, and nobody's invincible.

None of you fuckers know how to cook. One day I'm going to bake a real cake and show you gimps how to do it. Just to prove that you all can't bake for shit.

You still have a retard running the country. Elected by the people. Twice. What does that say about your population?

http://www.fart-sounds.net/perfect_dump.htm

http://www.speedtest.net/result/171493875.png lol at the gimps who tried to be cool by calling this thread gay, right before everyone else joined it and made them look like retards!

I love that song. That was amazing. Amazingly stupid, but still amazing. He needs to get a girlfriend and a job.

I love that song. That was amazing. Amazingly stupid, but still amazing. He needs to get a girlfriend and a job.

I fucking hate spiders. This was funny http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=403_1185268268&p=1

I think everyone did, but I saw this vid a few years ago. Voice annoy is supposed to be annoying Zet... that's all. But you're right, this isn't annoying at all, it's a classic.

for some reason I found this a little more interesting. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_-P4t2jR1g oh wait... is that the skunk video? EDIT: Whoops there it is.

he he!

Consider it a valuable lesson young grasshopper. Next time, you will pretend to be interested in something, then ask her about it. Start chatting to her, be a nice guy (like she's hoping you are), then before you become "just friends", ask her to go for a coffee some time at about sunset. Somewhere with a great view, not much traffic (a quiet area with privacy and no distractions or noises), and soft music. Try to time it so that it's just bang on sunset when you're finishing, go for a walk along the beach at dusk, then when it gets dark say goodnight. Give her a hug and a kiss if she's into it, and then leave her. This is the most important part. Most guys go for the kill. You have a better chance of getting laid if you send her home with butterflies in her stomach and you on her mind, than if she leaves herself thinking you're a creep or jsut another guy trying to get some action. Go home, have a wank, send her a text after 40 mins to make sure she got home ok, and the next day arrange another date for about 1-3 days later. Make it something that'll lead to your place, eg: take-away Thai and a DVD, dinner out then a DVD, you cook, she cooks (be at her house), and make sure you have candles- because they make everyone look 3 times better. From there it's up to you. This is only a roadmap, it's your driving style that will determine your destination.

What scene never happened? Are you talking about the hamburglar sig that was floating around ages ago?

Oh no way! My flatmate (room-mate in US speak) just bought one of these on Saturday! I haven't seen it in action yet. We're going to stick a webcam on it so we can operate it through VNC, and shoot people at home while we're at work.

Probably posted here. If not, don't say old. If it is, do as the rules say and link to the thread. Not safe for work by the way. Think of Tubgirl if you want to know how bad this is going to be. http://www.mudfall.com

http://geocities.com/oddtodd7/

Go hacking and get it vac banned.

I don't see a picture there, but I'm guessing it'd probably be a yes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_o0Xi2kd0k

"I used to think most people were normal, and there were a few nutjobs and crazies sprinkled throughout humanity. Now that I'm more mature, I realise that I had it the wrong way around."

Those fucking pricks at McD's gave me a big mac that looked like it had been stepped on and folded in half. When I complained, the guy got shitty at me. I started yelling at him and he quickly gave me a fresh big mac to shut me up before his manager got involved.