Kashew

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/gay_voice Your pores need to be cleaned!

you suck at kings kthnxbye

DP ftw!

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We haz a weiner!

coke is a huge waste of cash.

high standards much?

i'll take a texan chick anyday http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/37/hahahajh5.jpg

lemme get a crack at that chick?

she's totally begging for it in the pooper.

i'd hit it.

either my esophagus just got shorter or i'm about to puke

that's fuckin ridiculous. that guy should be hung by his nuts and left for dead.

I thought this one was pretty damn good: Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: CatherineB CatherineB: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi! CatherineB: Hi You: So I'm looking for a translator CatherineB: so you are? You: yes CatherineB: what kind? You: well, i'm not sure You: the voices in my head are speaking a language i dont understand CatherineB: hmm CatherineB: it is probaby German CatherineB: but let me look for you.. You: german? why do you think that You: omg the voices are telling at me! I DONT UNDERSTAND IT! You: yelling* CatherineB: they are just being rude You: what do i do to get them to stop! You: WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM ME! CatherineB: nothing You: but why do they do this to me! CatherineB: they are demons You: they make me rip out my hair in chunks and then put it in my dog's food! You: so do i need an exorcism? CatherineB: yeah but good luck in getting one You: i can't go to a church to get one though...last time i got near a church, i collapsed bleeding out my ears You: THEY KEEP YELLING AND CHANTING! CatherineB: Let me search for a priest for you CatherineB: one moment You: they are saying something like "swej eht llik" You: AHHHHHHHH! its making my face burn! CatherineB: wait.. You: what CatherineB: pray that prayer I just sent you You: ah i can't read it! it's making my feel like my skin is on fire! CatherineB: ok I'll do it CatherineB: I exorcise thee unclean spirit You: ok CatherineB: be gone before someone drops a house on you! CatherineB: is it gone? You: well...the yelling stopped...its more like diabolical laughter You: OH NOES! CatherineB: yeh well it is olny laughing now You: it speaks english now! CatherineB: I cast thee out CatherineB: good CatherineB: progress You: its telling me to watch........omg its telling me to watch naughty movies! HELP ME! I'M A GOOD CHRISTIAN! CatherineB: take care! You: AHHHH CatherineB: my time is up! I hope you feel better CatherineB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. She gave me these search results: catholic.html Priest. Exorcizo te, omnis spiritus immunde, in nomine Dei (X) Patris omnipotentis, et in noimine Jesu (X) Christi Filii ejus, Domini et Judicis nostri, et in virtute Spiritus http://www.logoschristian.org/catholic.html Synaptic Elimination, Neurodevelopment, and the Mechanism of Hallucinated "Voices" in Schizophrenia -- Hoffman and McGlashan 154 (12): 1683 -- Am J Psychiatry Synaptic Elimination, Neurodevelopment, and the Mechanism of Hallucinated "Voices" in Schizophrenia http://ajp.psychiatryonline.org/cgi/content/full/154/12/1683 Done Hearing Voices Mark 5:9 And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, My name is Legion: for we are many http://www.geocities.com/thornton_46/voices.html Knowing the Difference - Between God and the Devil Knowing the Difference - Between God and the Devil http://aibi.gospelcom.net/articles/discern.htm

what a mo.

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/373/me800x600bi1.jpg I'm in the front...I'm fuckin about to pass out in this picture because I was just practicing cutting holes in roofs...

fatty, i could admire your icon for days on end. i'd join the book club.

chozo, you ass. that was a really good attempt at getting a rise out of them. props. people are just so into helping other people that they dont realize how stupid what they are doing it. damn hippies and activists.

some1 ought to beat that kids ass