Everything posted by skvermillion13
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7 Year Old with a 10" Blade attempts shoplifting!
Fucking lol But wrong forum again.
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Favourite/Worst drinking experience
That's funny right there.
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Favourite/Worst drinking experience
And you know what? You can do the normal things then go get fucked up or, get fucked up while doing the same fun things. See how that works?
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WORST BURGLAR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG H4X3d FO LIFE!!!
I love at the end where he's just like fuck it and starts smoking. Classic.
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Favourite/Worst drinking experience
I was at my friends house and his mom's pretty cool. She let us drink her beers because she hates beer, so anyway, she said only one but then laughed and said go ahead every time we asked for more. So she goes to her room and starts lighting up (she's a closet smoker lol) and comes back, and I don't know I think she had better shit then usual but she was stoned out of her brain. So we pull out this coconut rum and started doing shots. I weigh 126 so it didn't take that much. At this point I don't recall much, but after about 5 or 6 shots she breaks out some cheap wine. Me and her were now both wasted off are asses while her son and my 3 other friends that were there are still sober. So 2 more glasses of wine and I'm done. At this point I'm told I sat down on my friend's couch, grabbed his guitar and stripped naked. His mom walked out but just sort of went back into her room. My friend was embarrassed as fuck so he made me put my clothes back on. And that's about the last thing I have slight memory of. Then I guess somehow I told his mom we were smoking (she didn't know we did) and eventually convinced her to come out with her shit lol. They said I passed out at this point so they all sat on me (back on the couch) and started passing the joint around. So I would say this was my best and worse drunk experience.
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snazzy looking free MMO
I really am not to fond of free mmo's or any for that matter, looks okay but nothing special.
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RIFK i laughed so hard
I don't understand wtf just happened. Clarification?
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I'm HIGH
You're right I guess the term is dropping. Fuck acid. I'll stick with my weed thank you. Edit: Pic, LOL
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WORST BURGLAR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG H4X3d FO LIFE!!!
Wrong forum. Edit: But that's funny as hell. Lol nigras.
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I'm HIGH
Ok, so my friends sister goes to pick us up some right? They fucking start hitting acid and forget to call us and ask what we want so I have to wait until this monday in which case I'll most likely just have to deal with $50 of regs. Damn.
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Anti-Rape Condom
Shit that would suck. First, if you are drunk and are unfortunate enough to insert into that your stuck without until you go to the hospital, at what point your gonna get arrested for rape. And for the women, honestly what's worse, walking around with that in all day or the quick in and out (lol clockwork orange)?
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Borat gets beat!
Wait, so House saved Borat? HOUSE NOW OFFICIAL SAVES IN REAL LIFE LULZ?
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I'm HIGH
Yay, monday I get chronic.
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zomg i needz halp
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=steam+password+stealer&btnG=Google+Search
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Need For Speed Carbon - VERY EASY TO RAGE and Get Away With It
Just about to ask that. So I will. Dl version work online? EA that dumb?
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Favorite song
Exactly, that's why I don't completely hate them.
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South Africa
Ha ha! My dad is the ceo of a company that makes an xray machine which started out in south africa, scanning the niggaz as they tried to smuggle diamonds out of the minds.
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Favorite song
They remind me too much of slipknot. I don't completely hate them but not a fan.
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[GUIDE]Stealing STEAM ACCOUNTS
That is damn sexy if I do say so myself.
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My garry's mod server crashing script
I've been using reconnect to crash servers through explosive barrels for a while. Spawn enough, inform the admin that the server will now be shutting down, shoot one twice with normal pistol and leave. Hilarity.
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Steve Irwin the Croc Hunter Tragic Video
Budd Dwyer, look it up. Hilarity ensues.
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Favorite song
Can't stop Fucking with my head - Beck ( didn't get mellow gold until 2 weeks ago).
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Experience with mushrooms in amsterdam hostel
I feel bad about it, but, honestly since I will probably fail at achieving this do to my lack of ability to keep to my own moral convictions, I do hope that I become somehow engorged in society like all the other normal blokes. If it makes him happy it will be the greatest life lived by any man. It is a simple plan, but honestly I was never sad until I tried to relax myself of goals. Personally I hate them though I do find them fulfilling as a distraction.
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Fast car?
My car is fueled by Chilean whine btw (true story).