skvermillion13

I just took a few hits off this massive joint I rolled.

A large black man to rape you.

:gaysex::gaysex::gaysex::gaysex::lmfao::lmfao:

Ruin small children's lives over the internet for popularity.

True, I have no pics, but it's the summer, my dad is at work, my mom is at work, my sisters aren't gonna rat me out, and my dad isn't fucking egotistical enough to take every computer out of the house. Plus my absence in august will prove that I have to go to outward bound.

I like insane in the brain.

No, I've only driven alone a few times. All illegally.

First time I smoke I ate a whole box of cheerios except economy sized, it was like 2 1/2 pounds. Then I fell asleep watching austin powers. I couldn't even walk right. I still get so high I can't talk some times. When I hit out of a good bong there is a point I reach where I can't hit it anymore.

This one time I smoked marijuana. I SWEAR TO GOD

Yes

Shut up about WoW Sephi! :) :) :) :) OMG

Yes, in game bring up the playerlist and put ducktape over your name.

So it started two weekends ago. A Friday night. I had my friend over (who is this emo *** for future reference and the only reason I don't hate him is we go back to 5th grade). So we have a few beers and do some shots of bacardi gold. Then for some fucking reason he says we should be class and drink wine or some stupid shit. But, we crack open 2 bottles of wine, I get about 3/4 done, he can't even drink it anymore because he's wasted lol. So for some reason I had the brilliant idea of driving the atv's at my house. We try to pull them out of the garage, but my mom's jeep is blocking them, so I run in grab the keys and move it. Then I'm like "Fuck! Hop in!" So me and my friend cruising up and down my private road at 3 am. drunk as fuck. He pussy's out and makes me drop him off back at the house. I keep going for like 45 min. (I lost perception of time) but I make too wide of a turn and get stuck in a ditch. FUCK. This mood of apathy sweeps over me and I'm like fuck it, I won't ask my parents for help and bite the bullet, I'll run back to my house, grab my dad's truck and pull it out. Well that didn't work, and I got THE TRUCK FUCKING STUCK TOO. I'm franticly running around for bout a half hour when my neighboor drives by. I ask if he'll help, he says "anyone hurt" I say "no, it's just me, I'm not suppose to be driving but whatever". He goes back to his house, grabs a rope then Helps me pull out the jeep. I ask if he'll help with the truck, and he says no, I gotta deliver papers, good luck, so I slide him the last $50 I was gonna have for 2 months and said "I'd like if no one had to find out". He takes it drives off, and literally 45 seconds later I see the flashing lights. The cops were complete dicks, I co-operated and everything but he kept yelling, He didn't cuff me (i kinda wish he did lol) but he shoved me in his car and I fell asleep. It's a blur from then till about 7 am I think? My dad tells me i blew a .15 (that sucks my other friend (not the one with me) blew a .28 the other day). So, I'm still drunk, and sleep deprived and my dad makes me wash the cars (I have no fucking Idea how they got unstuck). So I admitted I smoked weed to my dad and now I have to work for 200 hours then go to this shit called outward bound for troubled teens. I also can't get my license until I'm 17. I'm also grounded from the computer :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao: GREAT SUMMER!

I actualy thought RE was ok but prob cuz mila jovavitch. I thought she was hot, but then mosquito biters in re 2 :( DO NOT WANT.

I make 10,000,000 every hour for fucking hot chicks. I swear to god. I have allowance. Well, I had allowance but now I'm grounded.

Penises. EVERYWHERE. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! RUNNNNNNNNNNN FUCK VAGINA ANAL CUNT!

Random drug tests :(

He looks fucking baked, lung cancer? This dude is high as hell rifk.:facesj::facesj:

Yeah, I can't either now.

HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\callto the whole folder. But did u just try uninstall? That might work. Also bestbuy works good, the pick up relatively quickly + automated responses. My friend and a bestbuy agent broke down into a screaming match lol. Can I set windows sound recorder to record the output of the soundcard so I can record these? Or is there any other method/program that's easy to use.

Uninstall delete reg files (run>regedit>ctrl+f>voip>delete anything having to do with voipstunt). Or maybe just uninstall/reinstall. I deleted reg keys though.

Sex. Duh.

Hwo to make more free calls? I've reached max, reg key or something plx? Edit: New accounts I guess? Aslo Protip: Find a pizza place with an automated response, call and then conference :gaysex2::gaysex2::gaysex2:

Banned from dm or a source mod? Bwing.

22.5 mg of hydrocodone :) Never done it before, it's pretty interesting.