Spooned

Caught me off guard, choked on my food then rifked

tl;dr btw the title already implies massive failure

No job. I'd rather be paying the bills than not.

GOOD THREAD MINKUS A+

If you can't follow simple directions, then how do you expect to succeed in myg0t? Supposed to be a slashed zero, not an Ø.

I take no medicines, drugs, or alcohol. I eat very healthy, I am vegetarian, and I receive regular exercise.

I THINKS HES DEAD THAT WILL MAEK FOR INTERESTING SEKWEL

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ITS A FUCKING GUY RIFK

C:\Music\Arcade Fire\Neon Bible

This is the reason I don't drive. Fucking women do everything wrong.

Farting. Is. Full. Fucking. Stop. The. Most. Unattractive. Shit. Ever.

I'd like to point out that the judo-christian old testament old testament god slew the priests of different religions for no reason, in droves. He annihilated entire cities because they didn't believe in him.

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How much does do you get payed for trolling?

Airbrushing could be the grossest shit ever.

I couldn't care less.

That stopped being funny after the 2nd day.

That's exactly why I don't address it, it is too uncertain to ascertain. 1.It's environment. 2.Because humans for the most part now live in an artificial environment, evolution as we know it has halted. 1.Just cause you keep saying it doesn't make it true. 2.Actually, the whole point of the book was that he didn't exist on a physical level, but in the id of the narrator. 1.Faith is nothing but forced ignorance, and it won't stop a bullet. 2.Life is meaningless because life began with no meaning, not because you're going to die. Pascal's Wager makes me lol. 1.So you're saying that, if you believe in this "god", then you'll win either way? This Wager would only work if there was one "god". But sadly, there isn't. There have been tens of thousands of gods created in man's image over human history, and each one is as credible as the next. Why are you so sure that your god is the right one? 2.Wouldn't this god be able to see through your stupid veil of faith, if he does crave stupid human emotions like love, or adoration? Do you consider the god you worship so stupid that he can't see through your attempt to cheat him out of your true ignorance to reason? lol raged

Why do people assume that life has a meaning? Its so stupid. Unfortunately, somehow ignorant people convinced themselves that morality originated at religion, or even smarter people convinced them that it does. Morality and conscience are a misfiring of reciprocal altruism, which exists commonly in the animal kingdom. Of course a purpose exists in an existentialist world. Evolutionarily, your purpose is to adapt to your environment and carry on some proponents of your genes to the next generation. This has no relevance in the conversation, and Tyler Durden is fictional, so he cannot be great, his accomplishments were false. P.S. Its obvious your just one of the idiots who just saw the movie, because Tyler never said that. EDIT: Now that your Leibnitzesque optimistic world has been shattered, make sure you take pics of your suicide.

Read This http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/0671867806.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg Your religion has been disproved, as well as your archaic dualism.

HEY GUYS ILL JUST BLINDLY RUN THIS .EXE, HOEP I WOREKS

Marriage has only been a religious ceremony since the Dark Ages, where the only bastions of reason and law were monasteries. Before, marriage was civil. Somehow, christians now take it as a "sign" that marriage is religious.

i lol'd