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  1. MPbitch posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    ***got
  2. Gold farming is a horrible job you get like 13 cents on the dollar at most.
  3. You n00b, ata is m3n. White Cats
  4. MPbitch posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    girl- hey boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there? girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor. boy- oh rele? y? girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all. boy- oh girl- so wht did we do in math 2day? boy- u didnt miss ne thing that great.......just lots of notes girl- ok good boy- yeah girl- hey i have a question...... boy- ok, ask away girl-........how much do u love me? boy- u kno i love u more than anything girl- yeah..... boy- y did u ask? girl-................>silence<.......... boy- is something wrong? girl- no nothing at all boy- good. girl- ..............how much do u care about me? boy- i would give u the world in a heartbeat if i could. girl- u would? boy- yeah.........of course i would >sounding worried< is there something wrong?? girl- no, everythings fine...... boy- are u sure? girl- yeah. boy- ok.......i hope so. girl- ..............would u die for me? boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun girl- rele? boy- anyday. now seriously, is there something wrong??? girl- no im fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyones fine. boy- ............ok girl-......................well i have to go ill c u 2morrow at school. boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU. girl- yeah, i love u 2, bye. THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL: boy- hey, have u seen my g/f 2day? friend- no boy- oh. friend- she wasnt here yesterday either. boy- i know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last nite. friend- well dude u kno how gurls are sumtimes boy- yeah........but not her. friend- idk wht else 2 say, man. boy- k well i gotta get 2 english, ill c ya after school. friend- yeah i gotta get to science, ttyl. THAT NIGHT: -ring- -ring- -ring- -ring- girl- hello? boy- hey girl- oh, hi. boy- y weren't u at school 2day? girl- uh.......i had another doctor appointment. boy- are u sick? girl- ..................um i have 2 go, my mom's callin on my other line. boy- ill wait. girl- it may take a while, ill call u later. boy-........alright, i love u hun. very long pause< girl- (with tear in her eye) look, i think we should break up. boy- what??? girl- its the best thing for us right now. boy- y???? girl- i love u. click< THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE. boy- hey dude friend- hey boy- whats up friend- nothin, hey have u talked 2 ur ex lately? boy- no friend- so u didnt hear? boy- hear what? friend- um idk if i should be the one to tell u...... boy- dude, wtf tell me friend- uh....call this number....433-555-3468 boy- ok............ BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL -ring- -ring- -ring- voice- hello, suppam county hospital, this is nurse beckam. boy- uh.......i must have the wrong number, im looking for my friend. voice- what is her name, sir? (boy gives info) voice- yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here. boy- rele? y? what happened??? how is she??? voice- her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3. boy- WHT HAPPENED??!!!! voice- plz come by sir and you can see her, goodbye. boy- WAIT! NO! *dial tone* BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED. boy- omg are u ok?? girl- .................. boy- sweetie!! talk to me!! girl- i.......... boy- u what?? U WHAT??? girl- i have cancer and im on life support boy- .....................>breaks into tears<...................... girl- they're taking me off 2night boy- y?? girl- i wanted 2 tell u but i couldnt boy- y didnt u tell me???? girl- i didnt want 2 hurt u. boy- u could never hurt me girl- i just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout u. boy- ? girl- i love u more than anything, i would give u the world in a heartbeat. i would die for you and take a bullet for you. boy- ........... girl- dont be sad, i love u n ill always be here w/u boy- then y'd u break up w/me? nurse- young man, visiting hours are over. BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES. but wht the boy didn't kno is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died. NEXT DAY the boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other... THE NOTE SAID:i told her i would take a bullet for her....just like she said she would die for me... On a serious note, a kid who looks like a swede but is canadian = worst combo for a human ever?
  5. MPbitch posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    ..... :gaykeke: :gaykeke: :gaykeke: :gaykeke:
  6. MPbitch posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    But still I just don't believe that this guy http://img419.imageshack.us/img419/66/durcake6jf.jpg Is really telling the truth. (Sorry didn't have original cake pic)
  7. MPbitch posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    http://www.frontiertouring.com.au/artists/afi/afi.jpg
  8. MPbitch posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    You win for-a posting da geesus.
  9. MPbitch posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Restringing a guitar should be easy for a pro like you. Fucking poser, I know 12 year olds that can string a guitar without needing help. Unless it is just the cutting that is the prob then like ata said get some decent cutters, if they can't cut through strings (plated or not) you should go pick up some new ones.
  10. MPbitch posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Can't really tell, but I'm gonna say Rhodes cause he's got the whole no sleaves thing going and he's playing a V.
  11. MPbitch posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    If I got a ban for every g0t I've flamed, I'd have a sack full of bans. t3rms not even a g0t anymore (I am assuming that is who you are talking about) meh ill just wait for my ban to magically go away cause I can't evade it with my current connection situation. Edit: Not once but several times?
  12. MPbitch posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Read what ata and wh0re said. And, instead of adding ink, why not just burn yourself somemore.
  13. MPbitch posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Lifting weights damages your muscles, and when they rebuild they are stronger. Muscles = protiens, but just drinkng protein shakes doesn't do shit cept make you fat. You hafta have a combo of both to get buff.
  14. MPbitch posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    This is lame though, I wasn't doing anything in any g0t run chans I jsut mainly stayed in #pizza, I know not to be a dumbass in other chans. And I got glined, any help would be appreciated.
  15. MPbitch posted a post in a topic in Artwork Showcase
    My favorite girl who was ever in a sig is v0dka's old sig. If anyone has info on her please post. Photoshoping anything like pr0n is lame.
  16. MPbitch posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Could you get me unbanned from IRC, I don't even really know why I got banned. MarcoPollo btw
  17. MPbitch posted a post in a topic in Flames
    He's really not that fat just on the chubby side, but he is kinda arrogant.
  18. Well I was directing that towards the people who don't know much bout America. And It is hard to compare because we are so much bigger and probably have more metro areas. And actually most of the crime here gets reported surprisingly.
  19. If you don't live in America I can tell you right now the worst crime places. IMO Worst cities for crime in America.(in no perticular order) Los Angeles Compton Inglewood New Orleans New York Atlanta Anywhere in New Jersey industrial areas I hear Dallas has a high crime rate Ghetto part of Miami And most places in Maryland
  20. MPbitch posted a post in a topic in Artwork Showcase
    I liked your fake banner sig better tbh.
  21. MPbitch posted a post in a topic in Artwork Showcase
    Edit: Stupid thing wont let me delete my double post
  22. MPbitch posted a post in a topic in Artwork Showcase
    A bad dream because anarchy isn't worth shit without a former Democracy. Anarchy would be fun for about a month but it would only happen towards the end of the world. And nobody really knows what they want so it is usually best to go with the majority, it sounds bad but it works. And there are a lot of reasons why Communism fails but the main reason is that. A lot of people abuse the system as it is, Communism just makes it easier to do that, because there will always be lazy bastards who live off other people and the number of them will go up if there is an easier way to abuse the system and do that. Now stop taking attn away from my sig request plz.
  23. I don't doubt it was coke, but most of these kiddies have no idea about any drugs that cost more than 5 bucks a hit. But honestly, watching people snort coke makes me uneasy for some reason.
  24. MPbitch posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Also just like to point out, not really a blast from the past ok.