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Go praise your queeny you crumpet eating ***s!!!111111 Really I have nothing against the brits, just feel like being an american douche. USA USA USA USA, but seriously this thread is gay.

ROIGHT ROIGHT M8!!

So true, fills you up too.

I'd rather just use XP with a vista skin lol. It's too buggy for my taste, I'm gonna wait til it's "perfected".

Oh man I remember the good old days of scrounging around looking for something to smoke out of when I didnt have a proper piece. If you just need something to smoke out of I would recomend an apple, all you do is take a pen and stab straight down the core but not all the way through the apple, then put another hole in the side the top hole is the bowl and you smoke out of the other one.

I do it to fit in seriously someone like me pleeaseee

Pretty sure its a federal law that you have to be 18, but its not hard to find a 7/11 with a cashier who just doesnt give a shit.

Naturally occuring diamonds??? NO I'm sorry I thought I could assume that people would read my post and think of those kind not the man-made ones, even though the latter would make no sense. Diamonds used for drilling/cutting = man made Expensive jewelery = Naturally occuring diamonds made from MANY years of pressure and intense natural heat that are then cut into "pretty" shapes and put into platinum/gold bands. Oh, but thank you for making me waste my time explaining what I meant.

mTx spams again, hooooooooooo!

Supply and demand noob.

Yeh I know theres a rule about ******* but I think a lot of people share my hatred of this guy http://www.my space.com/gaygod

Pornotube: 3/4ths gay porn 1/8 random weird shit 1/16 more gay porn 1/16 stuff you might actually fap to.

Wall of text hits you for 1000000000 damage

Is it any good? I've heard lots of good reviews about it.

leave her a note asking to meet (somewhere very secluded) come out wearing a ronald reagan mask and a batman costume and rape her, but be sure to trim your pubes before hand and don't cum inside her no matter how tempting it may be 20$ PLEASE

To be cool I said yes, but honestly I couldnt even think about fucking my sister.

Neither is Europe, but yeh, Europe hands down.

For anyone who would move here (California) for the girls, just a pro-tip, they are mostly self-centered bitches who aren't worth fucking if you have to listen to them talk for more than a few minutes.

Soz I lead a very boring life :(.

I'd like to sink you with my pink torpedo

God 151 is like an abusive relationship, you know it will end up hurting you but you keep going back to it in hopes of it being as good as the best time youve had with it.

Favorite: Wandering 5 miles away from where I started drinking and not realizing it and then seeing a movie, simple but fun. Worst: Drinking 151 until I puked fire. Edit: Oh, you want specifics? Favorite: I now remember a crazier/more fun time, It started off just me and a few friends hanging out with some 40s and some blunts because my friend thought it would be funny to act like black people. I pocketed the blunt because I am a jew and I felt like saving it for some other time. But I downed a couple 40s, they tasted pretty good for some reason. We decide to leave the house we were at because it was getting boring and thought we would go to this one friend's gf's house which was really only like a mile but all of us were too buzzed/and or stoney to drive so we just started walking. We got to a beverage warehouse (by that time I think we had only passed the gf's house by a few blocks) at which we restocked on boozed. We got some better drink (namely this generic vodka that my friend raves about gorchemski or some shit like that) it probly tasted awfull but by that point it was sort of like watering mud. We get sidetracked once again and started wandering down the main street in search of some food and thinking we would try and trekk to the top of this huge hill that contained a really weird secret gated community. We went into carls jr and got the munchies special (2 chicken sandwhiches 1$ each with BBQ sauce on the side and a coke). For some reason I wasnt hungry so I decided to put the sandwhiches in my coat pockets (it was cold so I was wearing a peacoat lol). So we head off to the top of the hill to seek out an entrance to the secret society. Its really weird, it has no real visible name, just a HUGE (10 ft tall) gate and 2 guards who are pretty scary looking. its built on a steep hill so it was hard finding a way in but we found a part that you could jump down into where there was part of a garden filled with really tall flowers. We tried to be stealthy but it was kind of hard to be stealthy at 7pm drunk off our asses. We walked around a bit and it was really quiet even though it was pretty damn early, no kids or anything. All the houses looked identical on the exterior and almost every house had it's lights off . Then we came across a house that had a really prominant blue light shining from all the windows, it had open bay windows you could clearly see through and it looked like someone was moving in or out. And there was something that looked like a rocking chair way in the back of the house that creeped me out for some reason. We kept walking and ended up at a gate and beyond the gate was what looked like a service entrance for the matainence people, we went through the small gate and the service entrance and walked down a winding path for what felt like 5 minutes and ended up on a main street which we followed down back to the carls jr we had left from. Long story short: we went back to my friend's gf's house and smoked some more, I was really happy cause I still had the chicken sandwhiches and then we watched spongebob squarepants for 3 hours straight.

TY FOR THAT HELPFUL TIP TAKEN STRAIGHT FROM THE MANUAL OF AN INFERIOR PRODUCT. GTFO ***got

English, mother-fucker, do you speak it? Seriously though, I don't really have anything against the spanish language, but I associate it subconciously with all the fucking annoying border hopers I have to deal with every day.

Pro-tip, asshole http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6040156.stm Anyways, on-topic, POPOZAO