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ACT scores are worth shit I'm taking a PSAT on saturday but it's hella early and I am debating wether to go or not.

Fuck you bonez, making me want a whole pack of lucky strikes. That's what happens when you try to quit on your own lol.

Made my mouth numb first time I tried it.

Newports are bitch cigs

Thread sucks

Unless you still are 12 (which is possible), If you have been smoking since you were 12, you would know where to get fucking lucky strikes you douchebag. Obviously you have never smoked a day in your life, and you want to start because you think it will make you cool, here's a tip, smoking fucking sucks, don't start and you'll be fine, only smoked for a couple years and it still had some effects on me, yeh, smoking is nice but it's not worth spending your money/time/health on.

A friend took a bunch of Vicodin and started freaking out cause he couldn't feel anything, so he was trying a bunch of painful shit trying to see if he could feel it and he decided to give himself just a small one in his palm, I don't really give a fuck if he gets it off or not, seeing as he was a dumbass in the first place, but he says his girlfriend would flip if she saw it. Now you know. Also I told him to sand it off, he probably will, i'll get him to give me a pic when he does it.

What's the best and least messy way to remove a prison tat?

The Skin Flute

Pre-rigermortis, yeh

step 1: Crush time release layer and fine crush the tablet into powder step 2: ??? step 3: Profit... and addiction GL THOUGH DUDE!

With a smile on their face and a tapeworm in their stomach.

NO DONT YOU GET IT? IF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND THEN EVERYTIME YOU GET A BONAR SHE WILL WANT 2 FUKK>!!!!11 Hawt gif btw

Unless you feel like fucking sitting in a drive way for 5 mins then rolling into your garage door. True story

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Damn, I really wanted that to turn into a bad incest story.

If it takes you more than a minute to read that I think your life isn't worth very much anyways lol. Good joke though.

Just wait for anyone to say anything remotely offensive and report them for it. Also try and find peoples names who might be offensive at all and report those. Make sure you whisper them and say "Reported", they get really defensive and pissed off.

So this chinese guy walks into a bar, sits down, and sees the black bartender. He says to the bartender, "Give me a chigger, nigger."He finishes his drink and again says, "Give me a chigger, nigger."Again he finishes his drink and right as he starts to say, "Give me a chigger, nigger.", the bartender says, "I don't think you would like that if you were in the same position." So the chinese guy stands up, gets behind the bar, slaps a towel over his shoulder and looks at the black guy. The black guy goes to a stool, sits down, and says, "Gimme a drink, chink." and the chinese guy stares at him and says "Sorry, we don't serve niggers." Q: What do you call a black guy who has a PhD, drives a jag, and owns 2 houses in vacation spots? Q: Nigger

Dress up like Muhamed and go make out with a mediocre looking chick on an old ship. Or just touch myself while looking through the Kmart kids costume catalog.

I would beat you if you were my kid.

Oh yes, because that is the ONLY thing that is coming of this war. This thread fails for having too many 13 year olds who listen to Green Day and want to "Stop Bush". Go read something besides a liberal rag every once in a while and learn something about politics, then you can voice your opinion.

yeh, like don vito geting his tooth pulled by a car.

Aren't you the one that got really raged and said you were leaving?

A lil over 1k DL and 200 UL, yeh, wireless connection to my neighbors, lol.